'the Subtext' He Was Literally Chained And On His Knees 🤨🤨 Sub Sure But No Text

how can i be sad about my fuckass haircut when titties exist

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

when the haircut feels like girlboss instead of boyfailure

Old Transformers Games You Can Still Play!

Following up on my Transformers Flash Games post here, I thought I'd go through the Internet Archive and pull up all the currently available Transformers games! :)

Some of these can be played in browser, while others may require DOSBox or other virtual machine to run-- I still don't know how to make old software work on modern shit, otherwise I would be messing around in Windows 3.1 right now LOL, but if you know how to do that, have fun!!! :)

In chronological order, and games in bold can be played in browser:

The Transformers (1985) - Commodore 64

Transformers: The Battle to Save the Earth (1986) - Commodore 64

Transformers: Generation 2 (1993) - Tiger Handheld

Beast Wars (1998) - Windows 95

Beast Wars Transmetals (2000) - PS2

Transformers The Game (2007) - Windows XP/Vista

Transformers Creative Studio (2007) - PC, Check Specs

War for Cybertron (2010) - Windows XP/Vista/7

Transformers Rise of the Dark Spark (2014) - PC, Check Specs

Transformers Devastation (2015) - PC, Check Specs

There are almost certainly a few I've missed, as sometimes searching the Internet Archive can be tricky depending on how things have been tagged etc., but when I have the chance to do a deeper dive I'll update this post! :)

Hopefully this is helpful for someone!

opens box that reads "i wanna draw again". inside lies a note. the note says, "mental illness and difficult circumstances have taken years of interest, accessibility, and skill away from me. i want to forgive myself for that. i want to heal my relationship to my hobbies. i want to feel connected to something that once made me feel good, but the cyclic discouragement is difficult to overcome." i turn over the note. on the back it reads "wannta drawe sexy bodies awooga"

OU MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE RHSE SO MUCH

my sense of humor is so fucked up because i js found a rabbithole of low quality sickly cat pictures with misspelled random captions

I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING HELPME

WHY ARE THESE SO FUNNY WHY AM I LIKE THIS

i've never been more upset in my entire fucking life

BOOP ME

WAGE WAR ON MY NOTIFICATIONS

RENDER MY ACTIVITY TAB UNUSABLE

BOOP ME

Hey, friends with poor memory. This is a sign to go ahead and learn anything you want, even if you're afraid you're going to forget it all. Read Wikipedia articles, watch documentaries, take free classes, and delve deep into books and lore. Maybe I'm the only one who has this fear, maybe not. But learning for pleasure is just as much--if not moreso-- about the joy of the experience as it is about memorization.

how late early in the night morning does it have to be for one to say 'fuck it we ball' and just pull an all nighter