The Hashira If They Were Little Guys ✨

Artist: erinlindseyart (click on name to see their account)

Howl’s moving castle x KnY

Tarantulas tries to hug Nightshade with her paws

something something kid appeal bot = babysitter

bonus:

If this man has to haunt me, he has has to haunt you.

Meet Sweaty. He’s a 42 year old absol and lives with his human mom in Castelia, Unova.

Some Absol headcanons:

I do think part of why Absols have such a bad rep among people is partially due to folklore of them appearing before and after horrific disasters, but also because they have such a human face. Imagine seeing this mf in the dark woods watching you. Something that looks human, but is not. Something that sounds human, but is NOT. Follow this by a horrific landslide.

Do you see the problem. Humans remember human faces. Predators sometimes mimic their prey. Absols have the truly unfortunate evolutionary quirk of falling into both categories.

So yes, there was a huge stigma against absols which led to a pretty severe population decline.

In modern day (much like wolves), Absols have become media darlings, in large thanks to a the help of pokemon rangers who utilize Absol’s ability to sense weather as an indicator when to evacuate. They are a very long lived species and need lots of intense exercise, often declaring huge swaths of land as their personal territories. Absols also tend to get very anxious when they feel they do not have enough space, so keeping them with other pokemon’s usually a no no.

Sweaty’s mom used to be a pokemon ranger and found Sweaty stuck in a refrigerator. Nowadays, she lets him free roam—much to the chagrin of every other person in the area. Sweaty in turn makes himself a nuisance to the local icecream store, begging for treats.

(The kids love him. He comes home with ink and paint stained everywhere and it’s a nightmare to clean.)

Hate my human faced monstrosities? Thank @tjs-stuffs for this. Ciao!

Another batch of choo choo brothers… 🕺🕺

I just like imagining them talking to each other about anythiiiiiing. They are loud and hard to read, but they move their hands around and can loudly talk about battle strategies for hours…to their neighbors’ dismay of course. The neighbors are like hhhh they’re so polite and they’re barely home, but whyy are they discussing the history of locomotives at 2am…

Thanks to everyone for the support on all the submas spam lol this has been a fun and relaxing break from work 🐷

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just a regular convo on the battle subway

gee emmet how come you get ten bajillion joltiks

[NEW KID]

Jumping off the paper boys HC, some more submas kids featuring new kid on the block, Elesa

Thinking her and her family moved from Kanto to Unova when she was really young, and they moved to Emmet and Ingo’s neighborhood later on. Nobody warned her not to open her door till the news was delivered.

She’s got her Blitzle from a previous town, while the boys haven’t gotten theirs yet. Soon though! They have a bit of a rocky start, but I like to think they just laugh at it when they’re older.

More Kid Nimbasa Trio shenanigans

When your brother returns after suddenly and unexpectedly disappearing into the past, and you cling to him like a koala cause you missed him so much and dont want him to disappear again

But it's fine cause he came back JACKED, and holding you is like holding a bunch of grapes

Bonus

It's fine, he misses the contact too

Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide

…concocted by me, via:

Canon Definitions

Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)

Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms

Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together

Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)

So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.

Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 minutes) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better. 

At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.

So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.

So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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