Happy Pride Month To My Family

sometimes i feel bad abt my writing then i am reminded that i do not write like 2013 creepypasta fans

Spiderbit but they’re 2013 creepypastas

im happy to see twt spiderbit fans moving here but im also nervous cuz fights are very normal in twt and i dont want people insulting each other here for having an different opinion :(

but im sure they will understand if they end up staying here

Don’t generalize! I’ve been lurking in guapoduotwt since June and like? They’re mostly all super chill! They’ve been super beat down by a xenophobic fandom, but almost all of them are very lovely people

What you’re worried about is the Vocal Minority, which is just what it sounds like: a very loud small group of people. If most of a large group is quiet and chill and the small group is trying to start a riot, people are more likely to notice the smaller group

Everybody coming to tumblr is probably going to be just as cool as the rest of us already here. And, when the vocal minority arrives and starts making noise, all we need to do is ignore them and let them tire themselves out

Jumpscare gay people

for your consideration: almost every time roier died while playing hospital 666 from cellbit's pov followed by cellbit losing his shit every time

(transcript under the cut)

Clip 1:

Roier: Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Cellbit: It's an automatic chair, it moves on its own. Roier: Okay, okay, okay. [Fart noise] [Dies] [Screams] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 2:

Roier: Hello, my people. [Walks inside a room, the door slams shut] Aaaaah, what happened? Cellbit: Roier?? Roier: [Dies] [Wilhelm scream sound effect]

Clip 3:

Roier: Ahh, look how pretty. Cellbit: Go over there, take a look. Roier: [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 4:

Roier: Oh look! For my ass! Cellbit: Go over there, go over there, go over there. Roier: No no no no no no no! [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 5:

Roier: The José- Cellbit: [Shushes him] Roier: [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 6:

Roier: Oh! Look what a cute doll- Okay- Cellbit, Cellbit, Cellbi- [Bell sound effect] [Dies]

Clip 7:

Roier: It's coming, Cellbit, it's coming. Game Character: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- Roier: [Dies] It can't be. It can't be. Why did- Wey, it flashed Jeff the Killer, the son of a bitch.

Clip 8:

Cellbit: Eita, it's a cute girl, it's a- Roier: Ay, assho- [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect] God, it made me, I swear it made me- It can't be.

One half of Cellbit's brain: There is something wrong with Roier. He is acting off. There is something not right here.

The other half of Cellbit's brain: Huband :D

Modern magic au where Roier adopts a cat

His roommate, Jaiden, is a witch. But she's also basically moved into their son's hospital room, leaving Roier alone in their house most of the week

And what does Roier do to help keep himself occupied? He feeds a stray cat, and he brings the stray cat inside when it starts raining, and now he's just. Got a cat.

So that's pretty cool

Starlo and Ceroba! ⭐️🔥

Loboier is a Wolf, so He has things that He wants to do to His Cellbit that He just hasn’t done yet because even Wolves understand consent

Like:

Loboier wants to bite His Cellbit. He wants His Cellbit to be His Wolfbit and He wants to share His House with him and His Ball with him and His Stick with him and His Yard with him and His Moon with him.

But His Cellbit doesn’t want to be a Wolf. So Loboier doesn’t. (He doesn’t want His Cellbit to hurt.)

Loboier wants bite His Cellbit is a not-Wolf way. He wants everyone to see His bite mark and know that His Cellbit is His Cellbit and not someone else’s. (Grrr, Slime, grr!)

But His Cellbit already has enough scars. So Loboier doesn’t. (He doesn’t think He would be able to keep breathing if He gave His Cellbit a scar.)

Loboier wants to kiss His Cellbit… and He does! With His tongue! He wants to hug His Cellbit and cuddle His Cellbit and protect His Cellbit and kill anyone stupid enough to try and hurt him.

But His Cellbit can take care of himself. So Loboier doesn’t. (His Cellbit has Humanoier to protect him, anyway! He doesn’t need Loboier…)

In summary: Loboier LOVES His Cellbit!!!!!!!! But Loboier is a Gentlewolf, not a monster.

happy birthday all asexuals

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