Latest Posts by spagetti-without-h - Page 6

You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

Do i look like him ????

Puppy want a fucking break

Made a little something on slur reclamation.

Giggling

do people who live in countries that don't have snow know about the snow silence? When you get a nice big dumping of fresh snow and you step outside into an infinitely harshly contrasted world and there's no sound because the snow absorbs it all? I believe it fits the traditional use of terrific both wonderful and incredible but also causing a great terror.

Out of context, this is so funny

>:3

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

Kinda really want a spinoff series/movie about them

Ark siblings in all universes 🪐

These posts are cousins to me.

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

nothing, and i mean NOTHING, enrages me quite like this message:

like alright?? and i wanna do it again!!!!! i wanna do it on every fucking chapter!!!!! what are you, a cop!!!!!

and that fucking smiley face…

i wanna punch that fucker. and the period before it like ohhhhh myyyy gooooddddd fuck off shut up shut up shut up. i spend an exorbitant amount of energy feeling hatred for that passive agressive motherfucker.

Happiness Will Come To You.

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

they may be stupid

It's hilarious that the Skeleton Crew trailer depicts Jod/ Crimson Jack as some sort of wise mentor/ guardian figure when after the first 3 episodes is obvious he's the epitome of a man failure. Like in the span of 3 episodes he:

- starts multiple arguments with the literal 10 year olds he's traveling with and loses all of them

- beefs with the only other adult on the ship (a droid)

- tells said 10 year olds to shoot at New Republic cops in X-wings so they can escape the law

- is racist against droids

- almost crashes their only ship multiple times

- all of his 'friends' betray him and rat him out instantly like

He's such an absolute loser I love him so much

I will eradicate femboys. That is cultural appropriation from women and also maids. You will undergo Twink Death! Hark, knave! May baldness take thine life's joys and dash them across the rocks. Don't fuck with my Bethanic Magic Theory!! All men will feel my wrath.

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Thank you.

Shiny Probopass !

Trying to find wlw ship fics on ao3 SUCKS because it’s always a background ship in a mlm centered fic. Everyone loves the wlw ship, but not as much as the mlm one, so they’re just sidelined. “Oh, but most women in media aren’t written well!” So? Fandom has completely remixed male characters for the sake of the ship. Make an AU. Change the setting. Put your own spin on the characters. I hate fandom misogyny so much.

some aa doodles i did while procrastinating

still on my ace attorney kick. last image based on this post

Haven't seen a version of this meme with super sonic yet, so I had to...

Merry almost Christmas! :D

Its time :)

I got David Flynn (Gaelic footballer)

That's cool I guess

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

'im a boy' 'im a girl' okay?????? im the king of new york????? suddenly im respectable?????? staring right at ya lousy with stature????

WE JUST WATCHED SOME CLIPS FROM SKAM AT SCHOOL TODAY!!!!! HDHSKABDB

Now I'm crying....

Let's make a color!

Inspired by that one tumblr blue™ post

reblog for sample size!