Latest Posts by spagetti-without-h - Page 2

haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

mr evil man: im going to kill you! hahaha 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

terrified woman: ahhhhhh!!!!!

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

Is it acceptable to film a video while driving?

Ignore the title of the poll guys, just clocked it's asking a different question... answer the one in plain text above please!

To real hustlers successive library fines are just a paid subscription to book

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

rvb as images i found dump #4

thinking about red vs blue is crazy because it's like:

this is a story about how you can't keep chasing ghosts forever. there's alien/human mpreg.

holding onto the past is holding you back - you have to learn to let go and say goodbye. ed robertson from the barenaked ladies plays a guy who (jokingly?) tells his soldiers that if he weren't their CO he'd make them call him daddy.

family isn't always defined by appearances and you may find it in those you least expect. the aliens speak entirely in blargs and honks.

everything we do is driven by love - love for your current companions and loves that have been lost along the way. it has one of the most intense and longest running queer-baits i've ever personally witnessed.

veterans aren't given the proper support to be able to return to a civilian life, and this systemic issue causes problems for everyone in all levels of society. there's a homophobic bomb.

you can't change what's happened to you and the ones you love; you just have to find a way to keep moving forward. one of the main characters only speaks in poorly translated spanish.

everyone has the capacity to change and be better. it has two (completely unrelated) insanely complicated time travel plots, and they’re both only dubiously canon.

it's an incredible piece of media and proof that you can create something magical with the limited tools available to you. there are chunks of it that are borderline unwatchable.

it's changed the way I approach storytelling forever. i can't easily recommend it to pretty much anyone.

First time posting on Tumblr, this is an old one but my friend said it would “do numbers” here.

ace-spec gang

This is how season 8 went right

You can turn a mutuals 2 note flop into a 4 note masterpiece.

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

you’re not famous here unless haiku bot reblogs a post you have made

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

*Shoots your Cookies with the Pokémon Beam*

Happy Pokémon Day!!

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

改图meme

The EA app is so needy. Girl this is NOT about you!!

tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

put that old man in a situation

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

A Queen and her Knight

For as popular as the idea of a "hivemind" is we never talk about how it doesn't exist in nature. There's no animal colony that connects and controls all its members through a psychic connection. Even bees, the eponimous hivemind, communicate by pheremones and, more importantly, interpretive dance. My point is when are we going to get a movie about an intensely organized alien race that mainly communicates via sick dance moves, why are we sleeping on this.

A traffic camera in Montreal