Soup-squad-idiot - Pigeon’s Blog

hot take: i love that black cats are seen as a bad omen bc it means i can gatekeep them and have them all to myself.

have both girl and guy friends is wild because i walked out of a conversation about swords and into a conversation about armpit hair. now try and guess who was talking about what.

reboot to give all pain to Donald trump, and Elon musk!!

this is strangely motivating. thank you @loozerboykisser

I can’t die yet I have more substances to abuse!

whether or not i ate today is not the question. ofc i ate today. i always eat. the question should be WHAT i ate today. bc Babygirl. i be Ingesting things you couldn’t even imagine.

watching season one shameless rn and im absolutely losing my shit bc what do you MEAN fiona and ian and lip are all going thru some rly serious stuff and frank is just. sent to canada???getting pegged????? having freaky time with his son’s girlfriend’s mom????? im so lost.

as a D1 floater friend, going to a tiny ass high school is weird. it’s like. i know EVERYONE. i play sports, so im friends with the popular soccer players. i’m in advanced classes, so im chill with upperclassmen. i like art, so im friends with the nerdy art kids. and to make it WILDER, my dad works at the school with behavioral kids. so im friends with the skaters, stoners, and even the kids who get suspended every other week that most people are AFRAID OF. i’ve lived here not even a full year and i’ve got a wider circle than some of the mfs that grew up here. and i’m an INTROVERT.

I miss the butterflies you gave to me

When you let me braid your hair.

You stopped speaking to me

And I don’t know why.

Now I don’t like you

And I certainly don’t love you.

But I am infatuated.

If I could split your ribs,

Tearing you open with my bare hands,

I would curl up in your chest

And lay my head on your heart.

If you were to bring a hammer down

And crack open my chest

I would let you claim that space.

Then you would hold captive my soul

For you already reside in my mind.

So crack me open and burrough inside me

Or let me tear you apart.

Either way

No one walks away

Without a permanent mark.

this was the wrong site for me to kink shame people on

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

tell me why the actual FUCK i just entered a PUBLIC RESTROOM and there was a woman just TAKIN A FAT PISS with the stall door WIDE OPEN. i need to BLEACH my EYEBALLS.