Family Lore Is Insane Because It Ranges From “dang Can’t Believe My Older Cousin Sam Dropped Out

not me. i’m chugging my media. inhaling it if you will. i’m like a dog that hasn’t been fed since breakfast and just downs a bowl of low quality kibble without even chewing.

"consuming media" is such an overstatement. at best I'm sipping it

plague may be bubonic but this ass is iconic

have both girl and guy friends is wild because i walked out of a conversation about swords and into a conversation about armpit hair. now try and guess who was talking about what.

@loozerboykisser

boyloser boyfailure boyflop

how it feels opening tumblr recently

so down bad for this girl that i had to check and make sure she wasn’t using witchcraft on me.

whether or not i ate today is not the question. ofc i ate today. i always eat. the question should be WHAT i ate today. bc Babygirl. i be Ingesting things you couldn’t even imagine.

YIPPIEEEEE

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

Intro Post:

Hello everyone!!!

Before we get started I thought I should issue a WARNING:

this introductory post is the best grammar you will ever receive from me unless I am posting explicitly about writing. Other than that I will sound like a raccoon who was given a keyboard.

I’ve created this blog to showcase a variety of content including (but not limited to):

- Writing

- Music

- Books

- Art

- Many different fandoms

- Memes

- Cats

- Stories from my life

- Random updates

- Mental health awareness

My pronouns are they/them.

My name is not to be disclosed here. If I gain followers I’ll have them vote on what to call me.

Thanks. 🫡

guys. GUYS.

what should i change my name too. i need to chance it. what. should it be.