Happy Ostara!

plague may be bubonic but this ass is iconic

yearning <3

emo as bitch

Your secrets stay safe with me because I don't have any friends to share them with.

gosh i just. Fucking Love Mushrooms So Much. like i’m just sitting here and then randomly 🍄🍄‍🟫🍀🍁🍄🍄‍🟫. I LOVE THEMMMMM.

i was having all my friends sign my shoes at the end of the year and i was talking to someone while my friend clara was signing my shoe and i looked down to see that she signed it Osama B. L. and i took fifty fucking points of psychic damage.

ok so ex gf lore drop.

we dated for a while then ended up at different schools. i broke up w her cuz i thought i lost feelings (in reality i was just depressed asf). anyway two yrs later we’re still friends but haven’t talked irl and now im moving to alaska. ever since we broke up i can’t stop thinking abt her. recently reached out and we decided to hang out this summer. and god. i want her so bad.

you eat whole raw potatoes while sitting in a bathtub wearing a hollywood style expensive robe. your pet ferret sits with you. it is eight feet tall.

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

YIPPIEEEEE

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

this is the random shit if u even care

i changed my name based off some random shit i wrote in a rly sad journal three years ago

want a hat?

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.