Scientist: *sees A Spider With Long Legs* Scientist: I Think I’ll Call It Daddy…… Daddy Long Legs

Gotta say

Yeah the civil war trailer was pretty angst filled, with the team splitting and otps dying and being born, but the only thing that made me actually react was Rhodey. What happened? Is he okay? Will my summer sun cinnamon roll be ok? These are questions I need answered.

This is a good and accurate quiz.

Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls! Me: 

I just snorted so hard in the middle of a restaurant

A lonely barista looks out. People pass by the foggy window when they see it. A single flake falling from the night sky. They gasp, throat closing up. They drag their feet over the specials board, despair crawling up their throat as they erase Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Pumpkin has come to an end. Peppermint has risen. The old king is dead, long live the king.

you’ve heard of the swear jar 

now get ready for the sin tin

best of “she wears short skirts”

And if everyone could look to their left,

They'll see the Marvel fandom in a complete emotional breakdown.