The only thing worse than puns are knock knock jokes. The second someone says "knock knock" everyone in the room prepares for disappointment.
I just snorted so hard in the middle of a restaurant
AJJDKFKLVLXJH LMAO
You go girl!
nun: amen
man: not all amen
honestly, imagine your otp
The word “discourse” is ruined for me forever, maybe even more than the word “problematic”
Like this New Testament professor I was listening to the other day kept talking about “the discourses of Matthew” and all I could think about was like, Jesus accusing the pharisees of being messiahphobic
It only took me 20 minutes and a Google search to figure out how to post on mobile
Some more interesting captions I ran into in this amazing ensemble today.
Trying to figure out how to not watch Netflix all day. Still haven't found this divine wisdom.
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