No Cause Like

CRUNCH IS JUST LIKE

SO GOOD THO

IDK WHY

I love eating peanut butter!! this post is about ‎crunchy peanut butter, but smooth pb enjoyers are allowed to interact. one interaction only though. like reblog or comment you get one.

Hey mama 😏

who is she

Things that happened in chemistry today:

1. Teacher said this weekend was better than any weekend he'd ever had

Why? He took his baby to this gymnastics thingy (valid)

This was rated better than:

1. When he beat an American record in pole vaulting

2. When he played in Germany for American pole vaulting

3. His wedding

4. When he took said baby home for the first time

2. A mole went 'missing' for st.patricks day

3. Said mole is apparently named Moledo (Like waldo)

4. Teacher apparently lets Moledo go out at night to catch worms n shit

5. Moledo is dead. He was murdered.

Teacher said his goodbyes to Moledo

We couldn't hear him cause he was in the courtyard and we were in the halls

6. We were sent to investigate Moledos death

7. We were the only class to sprint (If we collected the evidence cards in under 7 min we got extra credit)

RIP Moledo

He will be missed 😔

A very rare sighting of this DOA trio

Fuckin

Goddam

I'm not old

Just tall

With eyebags that can rival a raccoon

And a will to live that's just as real as my sanity

😔

Gay

Gay

Homo

Sexual

Gay

(In my homophobic era frfr)

i h8 them

Ok so like

I hate tea

Ooooh

Wooooow

Anyways

Today

I went to a restaurant

Cause I'm on vacation

And who tf cooks on vacations

FUCK ANYWAYS

And so I saw smthn like a prickly pear lemonade

And turns out

They don't have lemonade (My go to)

So the waitress (bless her heart)

Offers to change it to Tea instead

And I, not wanting to change it totally, was just like SURE ;^;

And so I got it

And I took a sip

AND THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD TEA IVE EVER HAD WTF

AHHHHH

IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY LIKE TEA

(Other tea is still dogshit)

BUT LIKE OMG

TEA

did you know?

eating can make you be not lightheaded