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DM (as goblin): Holzi eat fresh meat!
Elf Paladin: Holzi… are you Gollum?
Dwarf Barbarian: Oh my god, he is Gollum! We found him in a cave!
Paladin: And you kidnapped him to take him on a journey.
Barbarian: And I’m a small person!
Sorcerer: I can’t believe I just killed that unicorn Monk: to be fair it was being racist
Banana?
Korinn-*places banana on alter*
Xavier- “Where did you get the banana?”
Korinn- “From the chest in the ceiling.”
Ea- “Oh! Right the banana!”
Xavier- “So that’s what was in the chest!”
Tolk- “There was a chest?!”
(One shot that turned into a campaign)
Me, bard/angelic succubus (talking about astral dreadnaught)-I’m gonna polymorph it into an exact version of it with a dick
Me(still talking about astral dreadnaught)-Ima be nice and warm in its foreskin
the different rows in concert band
1st row: most well behaved, small, usually filled with flutes
2nd row: some whispering. usually clarinets, french horns, other woodwinds
3rd row: whispering and giggling widespread. trumpets and maybe low brass
4th row: the most chill; the quietest row. tubas and low brass
5th row, percussion: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here
beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash
never let him forget that he said that
