No one:
Xavier during that dinner with Janet:
see this is what I was thinking about too. and like did he not ever take a break to go to the bathroom or get food (bc he didn’t know his body had been snatched yet) and realize oh shit there’s a bunch of ppl here I don’t know 😭😭😭
umm how did they not find mr anderson in school for a WHOLE DAY?????? man was packing that box to holy hell and NO ONE NOTICED? didnt they search the school the night before???
Xavier: Fuck a heatwave, a goth never gets too warm.
Xavier, an hour later: I have heatstroke.
Wally, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Janet: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it is incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Wally:
Wally: Water you doing?
I love the idea that they went spelunking for their first date so much y’all don’t understand 😭😭😭
Here's some Xavier x Simon headcanons!
@simonssweater this is specially for you!
Dog person x cat person vibes of course!
Some of these are just so perfect! I can't help but laugh at one in the morning!
Simon love hates Xavier's feralness...
Part two soon! I have a couple more!
Rhonda pleading her case to her fellow spirits: Mothers and fuckers of the jury...
Xavier, laughing: Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s so embarrassing—
Simon: We’re literally married.
he needs to teach me to be okay with it because I am not 😭😭😭 I will cry just thinking abt everything pls
Wally saying last season that he's ready to be dead + that he doesn't think Maddie is ready to be dead like he is + asking if she would go back to her body + telling her she deserves to live
idk he's just so. he knows they're doomed by the narrative and he's okay with it. Breaking my heart here buddy.
Wally might be a football player but by god he's Charley's biggest GET IT cheerleader
Xavier: Do you want to know your gay name?
Simon: My... my gay name?
Xavier: Yeah, it's your first name-
Simon: Haha. Very funny Xavier-
Xavier, getting down on one knee: And my last name.
Simon: Oh- oh my god.
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