Parodies of JoJo are one of the few things that give me solace in the cold depressing hell called life
Carl Winslow had a hard life.
I got multiple people asking for help with eyes, so I threw something together quick
EDIT: ah yeah, my bad! thank you @yipyo20
Pronation and form changes by Anatomy Next
He’s just standing there…
MENACINGLY!
Pepsiman looks like a JJBA stand
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause
Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.
oh no
Some interesting reading for a rainy day.
Ambrose Bierce - A famous Civil War-era writer decides to leave his cushy life to go to Mexico, only to disappear forever.
Agent 335 - One of the first U.S. spies was a woman, but who?
Ancestral Puebloans - What happened to the ancient people in the Four Corners region (once called “Anasazi”)? And why is there evidence of cannibalism?
The Axeman of New Orleans - This guy won’t stop coming after people with an axe until everybody plays jazz music.
The Baychimo - When winter strikes, a ship sheds its crew–and then decides to take off without them.
The Canneto di Caronia Fires - Mysterious fires keep popping up in this small Sicilian town.
Çatalhöyük - A 9,500-year-old city in Turkey had everything going for it, and yet it was abandoned.
The Chicago Tylenol Murders - Someone laces Tylenol with poison and descends an entire city into chaos.
The Dancing Plague - People are stricken with the need to dance, some to their deaths.
D. B. Cooper - An unknown man hijacked a plane, extorted hundreds of thousands, and then parachuted to freedom.
The Dyatlov Pass Incident (tw: photo of a dead body) - Several experienced mountain hikers go into a mountain range in Russia and die of unknown causes. [see also]
Elisa Lam - A woman, seemingly pursued by an unseen foe, disappears, only to be found inside her hotel’s water tower two weeks later.
Erdstall - There are thousands of still-standing, ancient tunnels beneath central Europe, but no one knows what they’re for. [see also]
Genghis Khan’s Tomb - One of the greatest and most successful rulers of all time, but no one can find his final resting place.
The Hinterkaifeck Murders - Unexplained noises, missing house keys, and an entire family found dead in rural Germany.
The Isabella Stewart Gardener Museum Theft - Some hacks in police uniforms steal a bunch of priceless art, including a Rembrandt.
Japan’s Ghost Ship Problem (NEW!) - Ships from North Korea keep showing up on Japan’s shores… filled with mutilated corpses.
The Jian Seng (NEW!) - A giant ship is found floating with no crew and no one knows where it came from.
Jimmy Hoffa - A teamster with mob ties disappears, theories abound.
Joseph Newton Chandler III (NEW!) - Is this dead identity thief the Zodiac Killer? And if so, what is his real name?
The Joyita - Crew members abandon a real unsinkable ship, but why?
The Lighthouse Mystery - Several Scottish lighthouse keepers disappear abruptly.
Lori Erica Ruff (NEW!) - An identity thief dies and no one can figure out who she really was.
The Lost Colony (on Roanoke Island) - A bunch of white people decide to try and colonize an island and it doesn’t go well.
The Lost Dutchman Mine - In unforgiving territory lies a lost treasure just waiting to be found–if you don’t die first.
The Lost Nazi Plunder - The nazis stole hoards of important items, including art and cultural artifacts. Where are they now? [see also]
The Mary Celeste - A sailing ship in working order is found, still at sea, without a crew.
Monsieur Chouchani (NEW!) - Who was this mysterious Jewish teacher and mentor of Elie Weisel who dressed like a vagabond?
The Oakville Blobs - Gelatinous blobs of an unknown substance rain from the sky.
The Paris Catacombs - A seemingly infinite series of tunnels filled with bones, artwork, and missing explorers. [see also]
The Phaistos Disc - A mysterious disc, thousands of years old and covered in strange symbols, is found in Crete.
Rongorongo - An undecifered set of glyphs from Easter Island, possibly a completely independent language.
The Tamam Shud Case (tw: photo of a dead body) - A body shows up on a beach in Australia, and how it got there is wrapped in mystery and lies.
Tarrare - A man who couldn’t stop eating, anything and everything.
UVB-76 - A strange radio station in Russia broadcasts a constant buzz, broken only by strange readings of names and numbers.
The Voynich Manuscript - An unbreakable code in an ancient manuscript full of strange drawings–what’s not to like?
The Woman in the Tree (aka Who Put Bella in the Wych Elm?) - A body turns up stuffed into a tree trunk, becomes a local rallying cry.
The Wow! Signal - A strong radio signal from space still has researchers stunned and baffled.
(These are the most reliable unsolved stories I could find. There are many others that require more sources to be believed or already have very plausible answers.)
Know a good one that isn’t listed? Let me know!
Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
You’ve have been visited by the Comfy Spot Pyukumuku.
You will be blessed with lazy, cozy times, but only if you reblog and comment:
“sit tight pyuku”
"Demo man is not a real man, he is only a man in spirit"
Today America has elected the first Oompa-Loompa American as President.
look at this fuckin bird
My aesthetic is Spongebob characters dressed up as characters from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
A trolley full of your loved ones is heading down the tracks and will hit another loved one. If you redirect it, it will hit three strangers, but all of your loved ones will be fine. However, there is another person on the other side of the tracks facing the same problem. If you both choose to redirect the trolleys, they will crash in the middle, killing almost everyone.
The least amount of people will die if you do nothing and allow a loved one to die, the best-case scenario for you will occur if you pull your lever and the other person does not pull theirs, and the worst-case scenario will occur if you both pull your levers.
What do you do???
i’m so pissed that civilization VI looks like it’s going to be a really good and vastly improved game because now i don’t have a reason to just keep playing V :(
i’m so pissed that civilization VI looks like it’s going to be a really good and vastly improved game because now i don’t have a reason to just keep playing V :(
This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies
wakes up: tired
mid day: tired
afternoon: could literally sleep for 20 hours straight
evening: normal
middle of the goddamn night: its time to Go!!!!!!!!!
jesus *holding up loaf of bread*: This is my body. judas, who was secretly 27 ducks in a trench coat: *shuffles excitedly*
The Disunited Kingdom
90% of my day is me being nervous
pidgey or rattata: catch me me: go choke