sorry the doctor pinwheeling between ‘ace -> not ace -> ace again’ between regenerations will never not be funny to me.
I finished one once,, but only because I used to eat lip balm and I ate the whole thing,,,
Has anyone ever actually finished a stick of lip balm or do they just despawn after a certain amount of time
i respect those people who have sideblogs for all their different interests, if you follow me, you’ll just have to accept you’ll be submitted to whatever nonsense i’m into at the moment
Phoenix presents such an enigma to me. He is incredibly messy, yet he obsessively cleans the toilet—hinting at a preoccupation with cleanliness but not really with neatness. He alternates between scathing snark and astounding empathy in his inner monologue. He has never bought lettuce but he doesn't think highly of eating fast food and instant noodles as the basis for one's diet. He's ridiculously openly sensitive and yet incredibly adept at bluffing. He stumbles his way through deductions until he has an epiphany that packs more genius reasoning in it than the braincells he lost bumbling earlier. He makes Greek mythology references in his head. He believes everyone can recognise bone china just by looking at it. He doesn't know what discombobulated means. He says 'eek!' when startled. He proudly states in court that even he could wear a maid outfit. He's even pedantic about the differences between ladders and stepladders.
When persuing a career in the extralegal arts, it is important for Gothamites to be able to quickly identify the myriad of vigilantes that may interfere with your work. Generally speaking, the darker the color of the uniform, the greater risk that individual poses to you.*
Purple/Yellow/Green (i.e. 'fun' colors) - Danger Level: MILD
You will get the shit kicked out of you, but these vigilantes are generally less sadistic
You may even be able to best one in a fight! Then get your ass handed to you by whoever is called in for backup.
Blue - Danger Level: MODERATE
this is Nightwing
Red and Black - Danger Level: HIGH
There is a 70% chance this person will shoot you with real actual guns.
This color palette is associated with high levels of recent emotional trauma
All Black - Danger Level: EXTREME
it is so over for you
*Please be aware that this rule often works in reverse for potential employers
listen. clutching your stupid head to my chest and stroking you. you're not a bad dog. idc what they told you, they were wrong. you're a good, sweet, brave little puppy and you've experienced things that nobody should ever go through. i'm so proud of you for making it this far and still having a heart overflowing with this much kindness. i love you so much.
Girls when their periods sync
(Princess of Gender Dysphoria AU)
This passage paraphrases a journal entry of mine. Being transmasc and feeling nonhuman is inseparable for me. I'm as much of a boy as I am a dog: entirely, impossibly.
I've always interpretted AJ as a psychological canine therian. Feeling/wanting to be a dog fits reallyyyy well with his character and is not just me projecting, I promise :3. His self worth is entirely dependent on how well he can serve his loved ones, he enjoys being a comforting, passive presence, he doesn't believe he'll ever be fully "at home" in his body no matter what changes, etc etc.
May or may not revisit dogboy!AJ, it might be too niche. Arf arf
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“bug why are you still awake its 1 am” there were. collectibles.
Who are these people