This Is Exactly What Was Going On In My Head While I Was Listening And I’m Overjoyed That Someone Else

I just realized both lark and nick have hit there heads on glass so hard they pass out and the glass cracks after being tricked by the teens. They really are soulmates

Yes I drew Scam Likely. Yes I used spare balsa wood to make a frame. Yes it’s on my wall. Don’t talk to me.

happy boston molasses flood anniversary, friendly reminder that a little over a hundred years ago some people faced a downright terrifying fate, being massive, drowning quantities of a substance that's horrible to try to move in completely swallowing them whole. happy boston molasses flood to everyone who developed an irrational fear (me) or fixation-like fascination (me) with the idea of it. 🕺

glenn close weed jar,,,

THE GLENN CLOSE JAR INCIDENT OF 2022

FR!!! THEY FORGOT WE LOVE PARSING OUT THE TECHNICALITIES OF RULES AND RESTRICTIONS AND WILL FIGHT OUR AUTHORITY FIGURES ON THE MEANING OF MENIAL GAME TECHNICALITIES!!!!

we would make great lawyers

I’ve given up on rationality and am choosing to make all five dads in nice cute little portraits. Look at him go. What a guy.

me individually reviewing the lyrics for every single song on a character playlist nobody else will ever hear for an oc approximately 3 people know about

an addition to the cowboy au

ME AT THE MOMENT YOUR HONOR OH BOY OH BOY

Google Docs

The Dad Fact Master Doc

DISCLAIMER: The Dad Fact Master Doc is a rowdy, horny, violent Google Doc for grown-ups who have already listened to all of Dungeons & Dad

Google Docs

The Teen Fact Master Doc

DISCLAIMER: The Teen Fact Master Doc is a rowdy, horny, violent Google Doc for grown-ups who have already listened to all of Dungeons & Da

hail and well met, fans of this stupid podcast!!! for a while now, i've been diligently keeping a record of the dad and teen facts, and now that i have a tumblr, it's high time i plugged it here! these are lovingly curated, painstakingly maintained, and embarrassingly comprehensive, truly a sign of the most severe stage of clinical brainrot. come get y'all soup. eat up.

edit: a couple people brought up my content warning joke and in hindsight it was honestly a) not funny b) not cool and c) not helpful which is d) not any of the three things i want this project to be so i fixed it. thanks for bringing that to my attention, i didn’t realize how rude it sounded!