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weird anti ideology finally leaking out into the mainstream

getting you getting you getting yu getting you getting yuo getting you getting u

i’ve got my leader lad adderstar! the only essential accessories are the snake teeth earrings and the two vine necklaces!

reblog with or submit a reference of your warrior cats OC if you wanna be part of smth cool

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

promise me you won't forget objectum moonpaw. promise me even when the book comes out and shes a pale grey cat with blue eyes and a generic older male love interest you won't forget her.

we have to make moonpaw x moonpool canon in all of our rewrites everyone.

there is no place at my table for those who wish harm upon my family

ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

this still only has like 1k views even though it’s a fucking masterpiece, so i’m posting it here because I’ve watched it like 10 times, seriously go check it out—