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It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)
Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby
me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?
i have sugarcubes.
we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding
got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
a lot of people have said this already but
warrior!penelope with ares as her mentor
this hill... it's silent... and its residents... are evil...
Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.
Challenging you all!
Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!
Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!
"I guess we doin peekaboo now"
KILL IT
sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris
hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
current mantra
filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement
Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃
my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case
God, the platonic tension is crazy. They wanna be friends so bad.
Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet
whatever. go my scarab
This
My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture
MANIFEST
MANIFEST
Slight book of Bill spoilers!
Him being a pathetic ex was not on my 2024 bingo card....
faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare
Solidarity
mom i can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday
i dont see why i cant start a trend, so here goes. lets try to build back our attention spans. lets try to focus on just one thing for as long as possible. lets not watch those "asmr for people with adhd" videos where they fuck up adhd folks even worse. lets resist the urge to reach for our phones when watching a movie. lets read the articles we reblog, even when theyre boring. i know its hard, i have adhd too, but its worth it. i also know that this hard work doesnt always seem super impressive to other people, so id love for yall to tell me in the tags or replies if youve done something, no matter how small, for your attention span. you deserve to feel like youve taken back some of what social media has ripped from you
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board