Latest Posts by shapeware - Page 4
why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player
i've got a 3.5 inch internally mounted floppy drive in the back here. you could transfer your data at 1000kilobits/s all night baby come on upload a patch to my medial prefrontal cortex—maybe after we could take you out of your casing and i can spit on it and render you nonfunctional. oh, sorry girls um released prior to the 1980s that's uh not gonna fit sorry
buzzing and whirring: servos swerve and shift my hips sorta to one side —hey baby,, do you come often?
two hats season
buzzing and whirring: servos swerve and shift my hips sorta to one side —hey baby,, do you come often?
how to pee without touching inside of bowl reddit
transcends expectations, wow!
burmese python girl
Youngjun Yoon
Peachy Bonbon
You’ve heard of chubby pikachu now get ready for
every song is trying and failing to be Piss Factory
you could wake up to this if you take a midday nap with me. i wear LONG pajamas when it is bedtime (10:30pm)
none so cunty
weird new model minority thing we're doing
Me: so i was playing with my doohickey
Girl: doohickey?
Me: yeah... like, a dingaling?
Stupid girl: idk what that is, a doohickey?
Me: it interfaces with a whatchamacallit. like before before you used a playstation to grok the space
Dumb whore: i'm.. i'm not sure would you..
Me winning: you unwashed bitch you studpid fuckign
Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.
The new girl: what's film?
Me: ... film. Like... film that goes in a film camera.
New girl: what's that mean?
Me: ... before cameras were digital.
New girl: how did you do it before digital?
Me:... with film? I haven't had enough coffee for this conversation
do you think he is natty? do you think he is cunt?
POV you are about to skewer me on your lance. i'm not even paying attention just go for it
to quote a film:
POV you gaze under my frock
me and my buddy Kratom Rob found a whole case of PATOU POUR HOMME on the side of the road
remake of Barry Lyndon lit only by sports bar flat screens
still...
desiring machines? you bet i am!
this is one of the best POVs—in that it renders the subject's True Nature. my ass is Fat, my waist Is tiny, my thighs have an easy-grip finish. all captured here, for enjoyment in any number of ways!
Undoubtedly a very unsettling figure to stumble across in the dungeon, but I have it on good authority that they rarely make the corpses they scavenge...
