Wait No I Thought We Said No Exploding This Time?? @chronically-underpaid Back Me Up Here…

@cloned-eyes Oh, there's stories all right *coughs* not all of them are mine to tell. We always found time for letting off steam in between battling clankers. The face tattoo may or may not have materialized one night when we were on leave. Betting may or may not have been involved. A lot of pain was definitely involved. 💀

When the Hunter simps actually meet him:

Meet Renegade Force 99

Hello all!

We're Renegade Force 99, the muns for our AU Bad Batch, Renegade Force 99.

Our members are Hunter (@sergeant-migraine), Tech (@obviously-99), Crosshair (@toothpick-man), Wrecker (@kersplosion99), Echo, and Kix (@chronically-underpaid).

The details of our AU is as follows:

Season 1 followed canon up till the finale. Crosshair still stayed on the platform while the rest of the Batch left. During his time stuck there, he came to realize that not all of Tipoca city had been destroyed, and that some of his brothers were trapped in the rubble.

When he was picked up by the Empire, he made the decision to send out a covert message to Rex, anonymously apprising him of the situation. Rex made his way to Tipoca city with The Bad Batch, working to rescue their brothers (who had begun working to rebuild the city as an underwater stronghold). Over time, the clones work to rebuild this hidden underwater city, and Rex uses this as a base of operations for his rescue missions, bringing all troopers back to the city to be de-chipped when they escape the Empire.

The Batch also returns to New Tipoca City frequently, where they eventually pick up a team medic, Kix, who has escaped from a crashed ship where he was being held captive with the help of his brother, Fives.

Throughout the events of season 2, Crosshair sends covert messages to Rex, giving him warnings, though maintaining his anonymity. During the events of The Outpost, Crosshair fully defects, escaping with the 'body' of Mayday, fleeing to the hidden Tipoca City. Mayday is alive, but barely, and Kix is able to treat him. It takes a while, but Crosshair is re-integrated with his brothers, once again a part of the squad as they go out on missions, but always returning to New Tipoca City. As Crosshair did not need to be 'rescued,' the events of the finale did not occur, and as such Tech did not fall, and Omega is still safely with the batch.

@cloned-eyes I uh, well, thank you *blushes* my brothers have teased me about it ever since I got it. I’ll admit looking more intimidating might have been part of the reason for it, but that was a different time of life.

When the Hunter simps actually meet him:

@kersplosion99 *sigh* I think I know what you were trying to do, but we will discuss this later.

@cloned-eyes I appreciate it (and you) very much 🙏🏻

don't worry, daddy's home

That is…not exactly what I meant 🫣

👀

“I’d give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead”

hey tumblr… im back from the dead again

enjoy some softness, because im sure a blow is coming to us batchers soon enough

Hello, you look like you could use this. *Dumps it all on the table in front of you and walks away*

Thank you so much, these will all be very helpful.

And really? #1 Dad? I...that means so much. Thank you 🥹

@kersplosion99 @toothpick-man You all know caf is the only way I put up with you lot some days 🤨

Don’t worry I keep the water bottle you got me at my side at all times too @chronically-underpaid. Not sure I can say the same for @obviously-99

Ey there Crosshair,

Brought you some snacks and water. You look like you need some.

I'm sorry, are you insinuating that I look undernourished and dehydrated?

GUYS 🥺