““The Universe Is Under No Obligation To Make Sense To You.””

Captain James T Kirk

The T stands for

Tiddy grab

Period Cycle

1 week before Body: hey so you're bout to get your period so imma send you some mild cramps as a reminder. Me: okay thanks for the update. 3 days before Body: *cramps get stronger* Hey..this is just another reminder that the time is near. Me: *screams* Day of Body: Sending in missiles of mass destruction in 3...2...1... Me: *battle cry* BRING IT, BITCH.

Science humour!

feck eff. 

Sooooo Vulcans are very sensitive to touch and often don’t like being touched….

Really makes you think about how much Kirk is rubbing his grubby little hands all over Spock

me irl

it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day. 

I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year

Struggles

Me: *has to study for math test Me: *can't study unless desk is perfectly neat and organized* Me: *gets bored of cleaning, texts* Logical Brain Side: I should study... Creative Brain Side: Yeah but I don't want to... ADHD: SHE CAN STUDY IN THE MORNING Brain: sounds reasonable Me: *doesn't study in the morning next day*