First Time I’ve Been Able To Get On My Phone All Day

Oh oki nvm ☺️

my mom and I just cried bc I missed a dance and emotions and everything, but after I went from “everyone hates me, I’m too clingy” to “nobody likes me because all I do is bring negativity to the conversation and I’m a shitty friend and I SHOULD FUCKING KILL MYSELF BECAUSE IM A SHITTY PERSON AND PEOPLE WILL BE UPSET I KNOW THAT BUT AT LEAST IT'LL BE A PAIN OFF OF EVERYONES SHOULDERS” and I’m about to take a shower because every time I feel bad I start to feel like bugs are crawling in my skin 🤗

OKAY SO I KNOW IM BAD AT SAYING “omg I have the same _☺️” BUT IM BEING SO DEADASS RN I HAVE THE SAME BELT I GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS AT HOT TOPIC

I feel like I’m getting exorcised rn holy shit

Aspiring murder victim

thoughts on the Minecraft movie

You know fucking what??? I hate Jack Black. How can one man do the same fucking shtick for 30 years and not be judicially punished for it? "ohh I'm jack black, I'm going to say this sentence in a overly enunciated way!!" Catchphrase!!! "ohh I'm gonna sing about bacon now. Ohhh it's Steves epic bacon song, b-b-bacon!! jazz hands! jazz hands!!" "I'm jack black, I'm going to do a kick, and then at the same time I'm going to say out loud "Karate KICK" and THATS THE WHOLE JOKE! THAT I SAID THE THING THAT I AM CURRENTLY DOING IN A STUPID FUCKING VOICE

I understand that he's nice and all, so he gets a pass. It's always 'Just let him do his thing, he's a friendly guy :)' - how about we let ALL the nice people in the world do what they want ??!!! And then we can throw one big happy nice-guy picnic, where we all tell each other how nice and awesome ALL of our ideas are ?? :3 !!! How about we ALL just agree to be polite, even when someone suggests something that objectively fucking SUCKS? Well, we let the nice guy run rampant on Minecraft and now the game is permanently scarred by this tumor of a film. I played Minecraft as a young teen, all the way back in Alpha. 2010. I feel like I just watched jack black puppeteer its limp rag-doll corpse through a crude slapstick routine. If he's so nice, why has he hurt me?

Damn I talk a lot

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Best sad song EVERRRRR ISTG

WAIT I JUST REALISED A SCHOOL SHOOTER CREEPY PASTA WOULD BE FIRE