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so it may be true that tgirls can’t get pregnant but on the bright side now that that malicious alien escaped its containment facility they can at least get filled up with its eggs. if anything we’re killing two birds with one stone here.
what does she mean "if?"
Silly gal
tgirls who are so excited for their fist hookup together only for them to remove their skirts and realize that both of them are wearing chastity cages.
forced eye contact when they’re stumbling over their words >>>>
There is no greater distance than the gap between what cishet guys find sexy about trans women versus what I find attractive in trans women.
her dick may just be two inches max and perpetually flaccid but she still makes me moan like a dog in heat so idrc about that.
in response to recent news, heres johnny to cheer some of us up. remember kids, when people tell you, the government wouldnt do this!! oh yes they would.
Honk mimimimi
god knew i would be a subby tgirl from day fucking one and that’s why she granted me the gift of a small penis that other tgirls can make fun of.
flashback to that time in 2023 where I almost had a psychotic break and thought I could hear fucking Johnny silverhand in my head :3
sometimes I think I can still hear him when I'm stressed
transfem who can’t really produce much fluid when she orgasms anymore but she doesn’t really care because she finally actually enjoys the act of sex now.
if you have a transfem lover I do not even know how to begin to explain how important it is that you touch her without her having to ask
the human anus was created for creepy hung tgirls to explore and enjoy.
Your body my choice except it’s an affini talking to her floret :3
laurie 😔
when you kiss a tgirl’s tits it actually makes them grow quicker btw (don’t factcheck me)
transfem who’s somehow ended up as the first human to make contact with alien life but they’re all a lot taller than her and she has to try really hard not to cum in her jorts right in front of them.
doing orgasm denial to a girl who's into bimbofication hypnosis by teaching her vector arithmetic and really making sure she understands it
mud and sand rule.
me, daily.
i think progesterone is very cool actually and also estradiol
princess hair is an erogenous zone. brushing it makes them have a delicate and very dignified princess orgasm
My partner made a terrible comment about Minecraft's bundles that I think tumblr would appreciate.
So, you know how you need to remove all the items in the order they appear in up until you reach the one you actually want, right? Which- Gets super messy and ends up with 300 inventory items dropped on the ground while you're digging in your bag to get that goddamn pot.
Well. Uh. They noted, with their very limited knowledge on it, that uh...
they literally reinvented homestuck's terrible captchalogue's systems, huh