I Can Think Of Some Things You Can Do That Don’t Involve Your Brain At All. In Fact, I Can Shut It

Have I made it up to ear nibbles yet?

If I bomb your blog with like 10 likes in the space of 15 minutes I want you to think of it as planting lil kisses all over your face

I wanna suck cock. Reblog if you wanna suck cock and/or have a cock that can be sucked.

I need someone to wake me up like this

All of the colors, swirling and spiraling together, undulating and pulsing as they shift, transforming and flowing into each other: I’d hypnotize you

See what your followers think of you.

Black: I would date you.

Green: I think you’re cute.

Blue: You are my tumblr crush.

Grey: I wish you would notice me.

Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

Teal: We have a lot in common.

Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.

Orange: I don’t like your blog.

Brown: I don’t like you.

Pink: I think you are unattractive.

Red: I hate you with a burning passion.

White: Marry me.

The first official session of the horny hypnotic D&D game is this week! I’m hoping I get the balance between the three elements right, but it’s going to be exciting no matter what!

Oh god, this reminds me of this series on literotica. Stud Farm? Something like that. I need more chapters of that.

Okay, but imagine being hypnotized to forget your hypnotist just for this scenario.

Maybe you come home from work and a stranger is in your home, spiral already on the TV.

Or maybe a “stranger” with a pendulum or pocket watch sits at your table at a coffee shop and won’t stop talking and fidgeting with it, not that you really mind.

Or they just come up to you as you walk down the street and tap your forehead, taking your mind away.

And then you wake up hours later, remembering the whole scenario, remembering you’ve always belonged to them.

Or maybe they’ve just convinced you of that.

The internet, and childhood cartoons, convinced I'd have to fend off more evil hypnotists than reality has provided. ):

Let’s find out

sexting is so fucking hot.

tell me everything you’re thinking about doing to me <3

Always!

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