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I was born with self-quarentine. That aged well

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? ‘Cause I thought we were explorers.

My first Mishapocolypse...I regret nothing

girl in red - girls

Good Omens (2019)     *inspired by this

But how good people, could we forget:

Ducks

(And the whole car argument in general)

Things I love about Good Omens

The little voice Crowley does when he mocks something (CeLEstIaL hArMOniEs)

Crowley yelling “GROW BETTAH” and “ETERNITAYY”

Crowley trying to prounounce “bouillabaisse” while drunk (bou- bow- bouya- FISH STEW)

Tbh everything Crowley says when he’s drunk (brains the size of- damn big brains.... wHat’rE tHeY pUtTinG iN bANaNas)

Crowley hopping on consencrated ground

“Can I get a wahoo?”

“That went down like a lead ballon”

The fact that Crowley invented selfies

Crowley’s demonic miracles

Crowley keeping extra pairs of sunglasses in his car

Crowley and his ass full of sass waving at the police in his flaming Bentley

Crowley calling Aziraphale “angel”

Crowley

Sad Literary Quote Prompts

send in your number/combination of numbers and a pairing and i’ll write my interpretation of it!

1.  “So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be.” (Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower)

2.  “I know so many last words. But I will never know hers.” (John Green, Looking For Alaska)

3. "You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart…I’ll always be with you.“ (A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh)

4. "If you gave someone your heart and they died, did they take it with them? Did you spend the rest of forever with a hole inside you that couldn’t be filled?”(Jodi Picoult, 19 Minutes)

5. "I was too young to know how to love her.“ (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince)

6. "Rudy, please, wake up, Goddamn it, wake up, I love you. Come on, Rudy, come on, Jesse Owens, don’t you know I love you, wake up, wake up, wake up…”(Markus Zusak, The Book Thief)

7. "He died that day because his body had served its purpose. His soul had done what it came to do, learned what it came to learn, and then was free to leave.“(Garth Stein, The Art of Racing in the Rain)

8.  “It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.” (Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities)

9.  "Then she was pressing her little proud broken self against his face, as close as she could get, and then they died.” (Philip Pullman, The Subtle Knife)

10. "You know, a heart can be broken, but it keeps on beating, just the same.“ (Fannie Flagg, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe)