Sorry We Put Your Boyfriend In The Freezer, Yeah We Didn't Want Him To Spoil :/

Cough getting so bad is anyone here were funny they’d call me Arthur Lester (Horig’s version)

How do not pay car insurance

Omg I hope nothing bad happens to Arthur Lester in the bad-things-happening-to-arthur-lester podcast

No little german boy don't enter the eating parent cave!

Oh Mein Gott Heinrich Unheimlich, wirst du mit mir spielen?

Heinrich Unheimlich, bist du in den dielen?

Heinrich Unheimlich, oh, bist du in sicht?

Heinrich Unheimlich, iss meine Eltern nicht.

yeah I’m sorry you’re experiencing The Horrors but I was doing a velociraptor impression

“outside assistance” — a pjsk spiderman au mini comic

featuring mizuki akiyama as spiderman’s civilian contact!!

Hmmmmmhow do I find the zest in life again?

Oh man you guys wont believe this but-

I’m gonna listen to episode 52 of malevolent! Really hope nothing bad happens to that guy Arthur again!

It’s both the best and worst communication I’ve ever heard

The tragedy of Sam talking to Melanie and Georgie is that he doesn’t know to mention the computer voices and he didn’t know to mention the Magnus institute and he won’t talk about Celia and we’re all sitting here violently shaking everyone in that room like if you would just TALK TO EACHOTHER

supplemental: I broke into colin's flat