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The thing they don't tell you about getting really into one specific historical period is that very quickly every conversation turns into an attempt to avoid sounding like the "horribly wet in wexford today but not as bad as in the 690s" tweet

the slideshow's still in the making, but 2 slides is the same amount as uncle Ben, which is why it was mentioned. I do plan on sharing it once it's done though 🫡

someone remind me why the hell i imprinted on jean dewolfe the way i did, like?? my man has like two comic panels and zero context. 99% of what i write about him and include about his past and actions and thoughts and person is made up. by me. and just plain not supported by canon at best. 99% of the people i surround him with are also made up. this stupid little man i still living in my brain anyway

game master

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

then my limbs all froze, my eyes won’t close,

and i can’t say no, i can’t say no

NO YES I GET YOU BECAUSE I ALSO LOVE HIM AND I DONT KNOW WHY

someone remind me why the hell i imprinted on jean dewolfe the way i did, like?? my man has like two comic panels and zero context. 99% of what i write about him and include about his past and actions and thoughts and person is made up. by me. and just plain not supported by canon at best. 99% of the people i surround him with are also made up. this stupid little man i still living in my brain anyway

oh I like this

failed guard dog

Someone employ him, please. He’s very employable.

For @abcd-em.

comic noir has resting bitchface and movie noir has resting "what's the point? no, really, what's the point? what are we even doing here?" face

posting this here too since i forgot i had tumblr

( ignore the audio cut at the end idk what happened )

spider god is too much of a girlboss to be a guy, and I think that's why we got confused

someone help do we think the spider god that gave noir his powers is a guy, a gal or is it just a spider god.

canonically, it's a guy (web warriors confirms this) and it's not spider goddess, but I always thought spider god was a girl

someone help do we think the spider god that gave noir his powers is a guy, a gal or is it just a spider god.

Posting this here as well because tiktok flops everything I post OH MY GODDD its not even funny anymore

Anyways merry christmas

*blows up jingleballs from washingmouth*

Jimmy when asked to do a grand total of 4 tasks as Captain:

she fully believes she's better than everyone else

𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 🐈‍⬛ HEADCANONS

· he's constantly in need of attention, he wants attention, so he rubs against Peter's ankles all the time, and does not stop until he receives caresses

· he loves to rub his muzzle against Peter's palm

· he is territorial, if someone enters the house he immediately become defensive and start hissing, probably always staying between Peter's legs, following him as he moves with the guest in the house

‧ he sits, rolls over on his back, on Peter's papers and notes, especially when he's working (he's so drama queen, he wants attention)

· "I'll give you attention later little one, now let me work" - nah Peter will end up cuddle him after saying that, work can wait

· I'm convinced that Peter found him on the street during a cold night, he couldn't resist and brought him home in the heat to make sure he was okay, and from there Ding Ding became part of his life

‧ Peter choosed "Ding Ding" because when he found him in the streets he wore a collar with a little bell that made that noise

· it's like therapy for Peter, having someone who doesn't judge you, who needs attention, care and affection from you, who keeps you company in your loneliness (this one made me sick in the stomach, I can't)

Responsibility AU

while swansea figures out how to jury-rig a lock onto anya's door, he and daisuke do the next best thing they can think of to help her feel safe. it's actions like these that assure anya she isn't alone anymore.

(also please don't tag as any ships, thank you. they care about each other platonically 🙏 only thing being shipped here is mouthwash.)

I have nothing to say for myself

My wife but I'm not a fuckingng coward

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

i’m sorry but unless the directors say so, no one can convince me that movie noir, with his nic cage voice, is 19 like his comic counterpart

Here's my rendition of 2009 and Spider-verse noir in the sims. I love them very much and use them for inspo and references. 10/10, I think everyone should do this.

A few dumb screenshots I have plus grim below the cut <3

bottom one reminds me of this thing I did when our teacher had us do a check-in

Noir doodles I made a while ago....I will make more trust

accidentally got myself into a situationship because I thought he wanted to talk about Spider-Man

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

no fucking way I was right

HELLO??? CHECKPOINT RED ACTUALLY IS NATASHA???

got carried away and put too much detail into something that will barely be visible! So heres a zoom in because I think it's pretty good for digital. I'm still fresh to the digital world, so more realistic details like this that I would be able to do traditionally.... are hard. 😔

the glasses gave me a drawing idea.

I finally jump into spiderverse i ohhh boy that's was FUN so when a see spider noir i just.... I just cannot draw him HE SO SILLY