questionablyoccultmadman

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Happy birthday to the forever hungry Garu/Karu!! Love you!!!!

258krnめちゃかわい🥺(kris?)

I think the concept of fictional characters breaking the fourth wall to find out about their own ships is always funny, but I need you to imagine lawlight learning about lawlight for a second. Light's face goes completely blank save for a violent eye twitch while he internally cycles through all five stages of grief and at least 10 emotions not yet recognised by the field of psychology within a matter of seconds, after which he plasters on a very strained polite smile and asks what "law" stands for in the most fake saccharine voice you've ever heard. L tries to murder Light with his bare hands. Light decks L in the face while getting choked out and weasels away, politely excusing himself for a minute, then L drops dead immediately after. Love loses, roll credits

11/21, you just keep losing

say what you want about light but you have to admire his Commitment To The Bit. if he’s able to convince himself he’ll get out of something - and he’s really good at convincing himself of that - he’ll go through with whatever plan he needs to do. he’ll martyr himself, he’ll imprison himself, he’ll let himself be mistrusted, he’ll craft as many fake relationships as he needs, he’ll coat himself in whatever lies are necessary, he’ll endure ryuk’s constant laughs at his expense because he believes he can wriggle out of it like a snake. only if he’s completely starved for solutions will he completely fall apart, which is why the ending is so impactful.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

I saw the words "goddam hypocrite" and I instantly guessed Kim "suicide" dokja was the cause

THIS GODDAM HYPOCRITE!!!

YOU DON'T GET TO SAY THAT YOU IMMATURE BAFFOON!! YOU IMBECILE!!!

I kinda cooked with this on IG so it’s coming here too

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

(*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)♡

yes yoo joonghyuk exists to be the mental health equivalent of a squeaky toy but its important - vital even - that you never, never ask yourself what yoo joonghyuk would do in any given situation. because 9 times out of 10 the answer is going to be "kill himself"

Maybe the Cassie swap could be someone original? That's what I did for my own swap au.

Also, Tony could be an actual journalist and writer! He could be someone Gregory knows/used to know and they work together sometimes. There's a little "tension" between the two, but it doesn't go anywhere for a long time. Not sure where Ellis would go. Maybe a teacher? Or a school counselor Patient 71 took care of....

Nosey Journalist & Tired Technician

Bonus - School Counselor Ellis

Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊

Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑

I, personally, don't have a method to donate online. But, I do support Palestine, so, of course I will share.

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

oh WOW um hi, I've stumbled across ur page and was pleasantly surprised by your art (I try to steer away from the explicit side of the fandom bc i don't wanna accidentally see nsfw of characters like MK or anything) and have kinda fallen in love with it. uh anyways though I suppose I could request Macaque wearing thigh-high stockings?

Okay but this fit would go hard with a lingerie

May we se baby cigarette costume

running multiple blogs is so stressful man at any point i could accidentally reblog baby cigarette costume onto here and not notice

👁️❔❔❔

This all started with a joke in my head about Nari's "size" don't judge. Also still wondering how I wanna draw Shamura cuz they're arguably my fav bishop design-wise, but for now I'm happy XD

But also as a side note, HOLY SHIT WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM?? I planned to just post that white fleece comic and dipped but y'all came RUNNING HERE LIKE WTF- 1K NOTES?? AND I WENT FROM 2 FOLLOWERS TO 100 NOW? IN 2 DAYS?

GENUINELY I'M STILL CRYING, THANK YOU SO MUCH JHEBHGSAVD

he wants me so bad

herta should pay us more for cosplaying akivili

"hop on cotl"

SHAKE THOSE HIPS NARINDER

Yes. Yes I did make Narinder shake his hips to Camel by Camel, a song that is popular becuase of Ankha Zone.

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

MASTERLIST

Part 1 — Temporary Baby Acquisition

Part 2 — HE POUT ????

Part 3 — The Babygirl Agenda: Origins

Part 4 — Stuck in a Bookstore

Part 5 — Dior Bruce Wayne Supremacy

Part 6 — Please Sleep

Part 7 — GALA UNDER ATTACK

Part 8 — Stuck in an Elevator

Part 9 — Bruce Wayne is scared of bats?!

Part 10 — Lex Comes to Town

Part 11 — HIT THE DECK

Part 12 — Career Day in Gotham

Part 13 — Bruce Wayne is GAY????

Part 14 — The 30th Annual Wayne Business Convention

Part 15 — Monday: Puppies!!

Part 16 — Tuesday: Protecc Him

Part 17 — Wednesday: Crafts

Part 18 — Thursday: KIDNAPPED

Part 19 — Friday: The Seminar

Part 20 — Gotham's True Cryptid

Part 21 — Temporary Baby Acquisition II

Part 22 — Valentine's Day <3

Part 23 — "I'm used to it"

Part 24 — Weird Bruce Wayne Pics

Part 25 — Permanent Baby Acquisition

Part 26 — Richard "Dick" Grayson

Part 27 — Who's Batman?

Part 28 — A Baby!!!!

Part 29 — Magical Girl Bruce

Part 30 — A Kid on the Roof

Part 31 — Grounded

Part 32 — Bruce Wayne doesn't blink?!

Part 33 — Gotham Bingo Cards

Part 34 — A Secret Third Thing

Part 35 — Q&A with Bruce Wayne

Part 36 — Bat-Themed Bandaids

Part 37 — Bruce Wayne is MOTHER

Part 38 — Be Gay Do Crime

Part 39 — PLOT TWIST

Part 40 — No Bruce?

Part 41 — Permanent Baby Acquisition II

Part 42 — Bruce Wayne Should Punch Someone

Part 43 — Vigilante Discourse

Part 44 — A Wild Superguy?

Part 45 — LexCorp Goes on Strike

Part 46 — Gift Shop Shenanigans

Part 47 — Be My Valentine

Part 48 — BRUCE WAYNE PUNCHED SOMEONE

Part 49 — #BlockBruce

Part 50 — Bruce v. The Horrors

Part 51 — Monday: Lost in NY

Part 52 — Tuesday: The Tonight Show

Part 53 — Wednesday: amFAR GALA

Part 54 — Thursday: Ice Cream Kidnapping

Part 55 — Friday: SUPERBAT

Part 56 — Saturday: Night Live

Outtakes: Part 1 Part 2

Updates Whenever I Feel Like :)

This reads from left to right!

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

The combination of 'unnervingly flawless self-control' with 'occasional tendency to engage in reckless, dangerous, and borderline self-destructive or death-seeking behaviour' in a character is SUCH catnip to me

Guess who’s the better actor🙉😅behold a snippet below that I wrote about their escapades as a fake couple🤭

Both immortals were struggling to keep the beaming smiles on their faces after virtually every member of the party had come by to gush over their freshly announced “partnership”. When another celestial being finally bid them farewell, they both unlocked their arms and breathed long sighs of relief. Wukong ran a hand over his face.

“No one told me fake dating would be this exhausting.”

Macaque shared the sentiment but gave off an air of concern.

“Are we…too good at that?” he said hesitantly, spinning on of his rings in thought.

Wukong dropped his hand and regarded him questioningly.

“At what?”

He did not receive an answer because a very excited party member appeared before them babbling on about how adorable they are as a couple. As if rehearsed, both of them latched back onto each other, Mac placing a hand on Wukong’s chest and leaning their heads together as they grinned at the stranger like two lovestruck idiots.

Thankfully they departed quickly, leaving the pair still locked in close and Wukong suddenly realised what the other had meant. Their faces dropped and their casual pose became rigid as they both froze in embarrassment.

“…that”, Mac concluded stiffly and was the first to retreat to his own space.

Wukong tried clearing the awkwardness out of his throat and waved a dismissive hand in the air while avoiding any and all eye contact.

“Nah, I mean, it’s for the sake of the mission, right? That’s…why it comes so naturally.”

He didn’t see Mac’s face fall ever so slightly at his words.

“Right…”