It's So Hot Outside And At Work I Am Drenched. I Took All My Clothes Off As Soon As I Was Home And It

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

154% tariff on pussy?! 😨

hhey where are you going i wasn't done gazing at you longingly and muttering under my breath about what a stupid fucking idiot you are

bro I’m too scared to jack off by myself you have to help me out dude

T4T frotting but we’re wearing our big work pants so we’re even more desperate

I want to take a pretty boy camping and show him my favorite hiking trails and roast hotdogs and smores at night and play wrestle in the dirt with him.

I want to share a tent with him and accidentally forget the other sleeping bag at home so now we have to share. and ofc it’s cold out so maybe we have to cuddle a little bit too. Oh and accidentally wrap my arms around his waist and pull his leg over my body. And maybe we makeout a little but it’s just the heat of the moment right?

"jerk off instructions" ... dont make me laugh, kid. i know what im doing

im getting dumber as i age but im also getting more friends. i used to know about math and linguistics but now all i know abiut is love

what if i was a puppy...... and you were a puppy..... and we both *whispers* kissed

this is what a dogfish looks like, right?