I like this dynamic
Just had a thought
When Riley is drawing...
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
WAIT A SECOND…
IS THIS JOY X ANXIETY OR WHAT???
Summary: Monsters and “normies” (humans) have been sworn enemies for centuries, but a pair of mad scientists create a being who could possibly challenge the status quo.
(Figured I finally do something with this AU for Halloween)
On the darkest of humid summer nights, during an electrifying storm, a young human was wandering through a seedy graveyard with her tiny goblin companion. It's rare to see a human/monster pair roaming around. For millions of years, humans have antagonized monsters into hiding away from normal society. While the monsters’ fear of extermination has morphed into resentment and feral aggression. So to find a human being comfortable enough to go grave robbing in the middle of the night with a goblin is quite the surprising scenario.
The two slit up to scan through the many stones in the yard, the goblin slowly becoming more and more frustrated as they keep failing to find the one grave they need.
“Lucisha, we've been searching through this place for eons and you don't seem to be satisfied with any of our choices.” The human huffed. “Maybe we should focus on finding the right part after we bring them to life?”
The goblin stamps her foot in protest. “No! You know I can never leave a job half finished. It must be PERFECT!”
“But we're both soaking wet. At this rate, even if we do find that part, we'll be too sick to even put them together.”
The human suddenly gets a look on her face as if she remembers something. “Maybe we could use that prosthetic.”
“A piece of plastic junk? Are you serious?!”
“That's all we have. And it's not plastic. The metallic material will be the perfect conductor of electricity. Isn't that good enough?”
The goblin's brows furrowed. True, a metal limb would help it retain energy, but it would hinder its walking capabilities. It would be all clumsy! However, it seemed to be their only option at that point. The storm could end at any moment, plus she was getting cold.
“Fine. Let's just get back before the storm clears.”
They ran back to their car as fast as two people carrying a sack of body parts and rusty shovels could. Though the human did trust her pale green partner, she knew better than to let her get behind the wheel. They sped down the open road back to their humble hideout, an old abandoned hospital, thankfully avoiding any potential law enforcement.
They drag their ill gotten materials to the smallest room at the end of the highest hallway. After setting up everything, they get to work. It took a lot of thread, blood, and drilling, but it was all worth it as their greatest creation slowly came together. Literally. As the human put the last few stitches on their arm, she began to think to herself about all of the potential shenanigans that they could both get up to.
“Do you think that they would like baseball? I could see them being a star pitcher.”
“It doesn't matter what it's “into”, the goblin chuckles to herself “as long as it excels at whatever it does, I'll be satisfied.”
The human blankley rolled her eyes at that. As the goblin hooked up the cables to the bolts, the two looked into the half open eye, then back at each other. The goblin gave one last thumbs up, receiving a confident nod back. They put their protective goggles on and the goblin tightly gripped the lever as they waited for the moment.
One thunder strike… two thunder strikes… and… Now! The lightning flashed as the goblin flipped the switch, activating the lightning rods on the roof. The electricity crackled its way down to the generator and into the body. It was at high voltage. Too high voltage. It looked like it was going to explode!
And it did. A huge cloud of smoke blew out of the windows. Through the wheezing, the two looked up at the body. It didn't move. There was no pulse. Did it not work? The goblin leaned it closer to check for breathing, the two of them both holding their breath themselves. Suddenly, they heard a gasp. The heart rate monitor started beating.
“It's alive! Alive!” The goblin squeezed her partner in pure excitement as the human felt as if she would cry. The body began to move. The goblin shushed the human as they came to. They lazily opened their eyes, looking between the two. The goblin slowly took their hand in hers.
She spoke quietly and slowly. “Hello, I am Lucisha Stein. I am your mother. You are my child. I created you.” They stared for a second, then smiled.
“Mom!”
She had never felt so proud, their first word! They should have recorded this.
The human cleared her throat, wiped her own tears, and leaned in.
“Hi there. Uh, I guess I'm your other mom. I may be a human, but I don't want to hurt you. I hope you can love me as much as I have loved you from when we first found your heart.”
They once again stared for a second, it must take a little time for them to process information. They smile again.
“Mom! Two moms! I have two moms!”
They were already speaking full sentences. They had done it. Together, a human and a monster created the perfect being. It took months, lots of blood, and even more arguing, but it was worth it.
“Wait…” They paused for a second. “Who am I? What's my name?”
Crap. The goblin had been so focused on making this being exactly how she wanted, she forgot to come up with a name. Good thing that the human was there.
“Franklin, After my brother. We'll call you Frankie for short.” Frankie. They like that name.
“My name is Frankie!”
To be continued…
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A pussy magnet 😏
Imagine every version of Robonyan arguing over who gets to have a turn with B3-NK1 lmao
Aasjgxkhkkjc this was prob just supposed to be a haha funny but hhhhh 🥺
Anyway yeah first thing i though of was angst to the highest degree but i,, dummied it down a bit so now it's just fluffy,,hhg. That'd actually be so cute tho 🥺
Bonus
It's too loud (mainly Robonyan 28 but uh)
So I just watched the new sonic movie and....
I'LL SEE Y'ALLS AT MY CREMATION
As well as some general toxic slime headcanons that I have because I can't sleep. MAJOR NSFW WARNING NEAR THE END. You don't have to follow any of these, it's my personal headcanons
×When toxic slimes come out as their slime selves, they come out smaller than they were before. So Phi used to be taller than they are now which is very tiny lol
×Toxic slimes are very flexible, almost like silly putty.
×Phi can talk and eat through their hair mouth.
×Speaking of eating, toxic slimes can't eat normal foods, it would dissolve in their stomachs, so they eat special foods made from slime.
×Likewise, normal people can't eat slime food, lest you get a hole in your stomach.
×Slimes have legs, they just have to split them from each other (Thanks Zoura for giving me this idea!).
Here's where it gets dirty :p
×Slimes have retractable pussies and dicks. The dicks are tentacles. That's about it.
×Phi is EXTREMELY touch starved, the smallest of head pats will give them a boner. Or make them wet. It depends on whether they want to top or not.
×Phi gives good head.
×Phi gets flustered very easily. They're good at initiating, but the second someone flirts back, their mind goes blank and they become a hot pink mess.
×Phi doesn't like PDA, but they do like cuddling. They REFUSE to admit it and would die of embarrassment if anyone found out.
×Phi is ticklish, mostly around the neck.
And I think that's all I'm legally allowed to write, feel free to use any of these you'd like.
Wasn't to happy with Voltage!Cleo's original outfit (Too much blue). She also has a cat named Tuti now.
A few looks I've put together! (Some still in the works)
🔞MINORS DNI🔞 "You enter a tiny cove in the middle of the sea. there's glowing crystal lights hanging from the ceiling. the scent of lavender and salt water fills the air. do you stay?"
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