this is real. I just un-installed it. it won't show up if you search through your phone, just search the app on the play store and uninstall.
hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".
I had to go and delete it myself this morning.
now that I've somewhat recovered, here's an incomplete list of my favorite good omens 2 moments
smitten, I believe 🥰 you're being ~silly~
"aziruhpuhpuh-" "aziraphale" 😳
kiss scene obvi, most pain I've ever been in
a sherry for lady bracknell
is it something I can. help. you with.
"you don't seem his type at all" 😐🤨
the whole creation scene ajdjdbabssfb
there is no permanent state of self. this idea has been around for thousands of years, it's one of the fundamental philosophies in Buddhism. but that doesn't mean there is no identity. on the contrary, it means who you are at this very point in space in time IS your identity, even if you've never been that person before and you never will again. Who you are in this moment in time is just as much a part of your identity as any other, even if it's only here for a short while. all that to say, it's not a phase mom
finding profiles i like and liking and reblogging everything, following them, etc
trying to make a mutual the same way you leave food out for stray cats until they come inside and let you pet them
people are made uncomfortable by this book?? as someone who has had my fair share of psychoactivity i think it's fucking hilarious and I'm struggling more to keep a straight face reading it in public than I do reading ao3 lemons honestly
something something art comforts the disturbed and disturbs the comfortable
no no, we're all awake too, pls continue
it is a semi ungodly hour here and an ungodly hour back home in New York so I feel like I’ll have to wait until at least tomorrow to ramble to everyone about icimi
favorite thing in the world is sucking on my boyfriend's fingers. not in a sexy way just like fidgeting. it's purely an oral fixation, better than gum or nail biting. I mean fine I guess he can find it sexy if he wants but I will be zoned in on the tv at the moment.
Coparents
just thought of something, might be complete bullshit but who knows. So lucifer tends to refer to people by their title, right? (Detective, doctor, brother, etc) and I think this kinda represents how he values who you choose to be rather than what you're born as, like how obviously he finds purpose in defying God (as many of us do). And on top of that, he calls people by their names once they're close, and often in intimate settings, similar to how he handles himself, only revealing himself to those he's closest to and avoiding topics relating to hell and his family except with Linda and/or Chloe, literally the people he's closest to in the universe. So basically, titles hold a lot of significance to lucifer.
update! it's worse than I thought. (ss of another post, not a response to mine ftr)
when humans are happy they show each other their bones. they take pride in the appearance of these public bones, and regularly clean them and often attempt to lighten their color. they are also known to strap metal wires to their young's bones to align them in the most aesthetically pleasing way.
there is a fine line between esoteric and erratic and I'm walking it like a fucking tightrope