You And Your Dreadful Little Polycule Haven't Seen The Last Of Me

James Spader as Rick Westford in Jack’s Back

a little self-indulgent comic :>

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

Justice 💥 for Liam!!!

@practicemyfall

"I panicked for about two years when I first started experiencing anxiety. And I thought, 'Oh, well, I'm insane, so I have to cure that.' And that's the mistake. Don't cure it—that's your life, friend. That's your life." JAMES SPADER, 1994

Me, going through the romance options: Lae'zel is hot, I'll try it out. Ooh, Karlach has a great personality I love her. Shadowheart's got some issues but she's grown on me. Wyll is interesting because I feel like I don't see characters like him that often. Astarion's got plenty of angst, I like it. I'm curious as to how Halsin's bear form would work...ugh how do I choose.

Gale, eating my boots and infodumping about his cat: Do you have a good place where I can die so that I won't murder innocents I'd appreciate it

Me: I want that one

me after an emotional breakdown

Mystra

what do you think Marshall has tatted on his back? 💀

What a wonderful question! As we don't actually see the backs of litg character, it gives us a lot of leg room for headcanons! Considering the...Calibre, of Marshall's tattoos, I'm sure there'd be a littany of very sophisticated, mature options that *certainly* don't give the malicious haste of Light Yagami scrawling into the death note. Bangers include:

"My brother stabbed me here" right at the centre of his back in old English font.

Gangster spongebob on his left shoulder blade and lola bunny getting spanked on his other one.

A bumper sticker of a skull and crossbones because he's proper edgy

"Back Up Dancers go to hell"

"Ozzy Die Die Die"

And like a big scary knife because he's so scary and edgy. Probably a sephiroth backpiece thrown in?

Many thoughts.