Humans Invented Phones Because They Don't Have The Lungs For A Proper Howl

[Image description: a map of the Hoenn region from Pokémon with Sceptile, Blaziken, and Swampert pasted over it, along with two clip art trumpets. Impact font text reads: "The Hoenn fanbase is dying. Share if you are a true Hoe." End description.]

He’s a real hazard! He will go >:( at people and try really hard to use spore to send them to lala land.

When he really does learn spore he’s gonna be a MENACE!!!

Pippi is still pissy after being hefted up into the luggage area. The shock the flight attendant felt when the backpack she hefted up meeped at her angrily and wiggled around!

She was even wearing her lil jacket… remind me to get a good picture of her on the way back.

@poketherapist-in-training n I are mid-way through a flight to go see family, Pippi got mistaken for a pink backpack and got put in the overhead lol. Captain was checked in to the pokeball check-in, since teeeechnically he's a "hazardous pokemon". Hazardous to ceramic cups maybe but I don't think he's actually a threat to anyone.

(Tiredpost)

Man lickitung have it so good

They know how so many thing taste

Soup must taste so good to them

Big mood! It's my career and passion! :D

Greetings!

I am Elias / Ellie ! I go by she/her and he/him prons, no they/them please!

My sibling is @newcomer-karp! They wanted me to join them cause they were tired of having to physically show me the cute pokemon posts on here and wanted to be able to send them to me directly...

But it also seems cool! And I'd love to participate and get to know more about the wider world.

I am a therapist in training! I attend Uni for my psych degree! My partner pokemon is Pippy the Chancy (the name made more sense when she was a happiny...but oh well). You are required to have a Chancy to apply for the psych degree, but I happened to already have her ;) She's my icon! In both the literal and blog way.

Pelipper mail: On!

NOTHING ON THIS BLOG IS MEDICAL ADVICE! FOR LEGAL PURPOSES! AND LIKE ACTUALLY IM STILL IN SCHOOL!

But hey, if it helps, it helps!

Goomygoomygoomy

Goomy here, goomy there

Goomy, goomy everywhere

Goomies that're in a pair

Goomy, goomy! Why are you there?

Goomy, goomy, love affair!?

Goomy, goomy, life unfair.

... There sure are a lotta goomy out today.

I just want to ask you to take a moment to breathe and to admire yourself for getting through this past week. I know it had its moments. I know it must have felt pretty hard at some points and you just wanted certain moments to be over. And now it is. You did it. It’s behind you and I’m so proud of you. 

[WRONG] Pelipper mail!

A toilet seat

Sick! Time to replace that cracked toilet seat…

Fym sharpedo infested waters? They just live there

Have you ever helped a client navigate discrimination? Or a friend? It’s a tricky subject, I know.

Frankly, however, the only balm for ignorance is knowledge. Maybe you can turn that around- you might have a slow down for a while, yes. But maybe…

There’s always hope. Maybe you need a PR team? Haha.

Absolute worse to worse- you hid in anonymity once already.

Good morning, Rotomblr!

Felt a little stressed so I put on some calming music and read through my notes for the past week!

I feel calmer now!

How is everyone else's mornings going? Or day in general if it's later for you?

I’m of two minds about this bc on one hand there’s some vile villains that just strike me as like… doing bad things but not to the people they care about if that makes sense? But then why would you wanna be with someone that loves you but is vile outside of your relationship?

Yet… they get me sometimes I won’t lie!

Ah yes, saw something that reminded about the bizarre attraction to POS women characters in various works that happens. And not like... ones that can be reinterpreted as something decent or the like either. Fucking confusing to me.

(same thing happens with male characters to be clear, I'm just a lesbian so focusing on that part)