Bonus points if the theme song censors the curse word
fun chill way for jake to come out in a cold open:
jake walks into the precinct from the lift, towards his desk where amy is with a brochure
amy brings up this amazing bi cop organization and jakes like “oh cool! did you tell rosa about it?” and shes like “yes but she turned me down :( so i decided to see if you’re interested”
jake is like “well that organization sounds hecka dope, but why would you think i’d be interested?” and amy makes this confused face and goes “because you’re… bi”
he gets flustered
naturally
and is like “whaaaaaaaaaat?! i’m not bi, i’m just an amazingly cool ally who like, completely respects my boundaries as a-”
cut to montage of jake and many suggestive interactions he’s had w men throughout his life, one of which he makes out with a dude while drunk
cut back to jake, looking like he’s stumbled upon a revelation
“holy sh*t”
*b99 theme song plays*
Oooohhh some positive Patton content!! I love it I’ve been in the u!sides part of the fandom for too long...
Some rude person on the internet: you can't just make up genders!
patton, an intellectual: there are 64 genders and we make 5 more everytime you complain.
the same rude person: are you serious? you can't do that!
patton, an intellectual: there are now 69 genders. we will add 5 more right now if you don't kindly ✨shut up✨.
Look at her opening doors to thousands of girls (if not more) around the world! 😍
Remus: TO THE DEATH
Logan: Roman, I am asking your permission to date your brother
Roman: what is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.
au where instead of bluesey having the "we can't do this to adam" conversation immediately post blueadam breakup it's adansey having a "we can't do this to blue" conversation bc gansey kissed adam leaning on the hood of the camaro
People will say that they’re all about respecting sa survivors until it comes to victims of incest. Will expand later.
The French one says “I want to choke on your dick”
I’m just some random tumblr user don’t follow me, I’m warning you || bi || she/he/they ||minor
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