Thought This Was Gonna Be A Proclaimers Based Joke

Thought this was gonna be a Proclaimers based joke

just walked 12'5 miles (20km), for funsies

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pidzets posts the proclaimers I would walk (500 miles)

mcu characters as dumb shit my classmates have said

steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.

tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.

clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”

natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.

bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???

thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.

loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.

sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.

scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.

hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.

peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?

rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.

shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.

wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.

valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.

t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut.

stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.

bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet… but not enough hands… what do I do here?

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3 years ago

“In case you ever foolishly forget: I am never not thinking of you.”

— Virginia Woolf

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for him

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4 years ago

me, when none of the uquiz options fit me and i have to choose a random option: this is horrible. i am going to get a skewed result in this quiz about what type of [insert inconsequential internet culture thing] i am

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oh my gosh I got an a and now I feel so cool I’m so cool 😎 for getting an A on a subjective quiz 😎

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3 years ago

Keanu Reeves Photographed By Deborah Feingold, 1989.

Keanu Reeves photographed by Deborah Feingold, 1989.

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keanu reeves more like Chris

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2 years ago

does anyone have the original “quit your job” “why” “join my emo band” image

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they were so prepared holy shit

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1 year ago

man inflation's hittin hard

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this one’s for the kid I served at Olive Garden on monday

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3 years ago

This is my fav VLD hc

Keith's phone is 100% from 2009 and it 110% has a lil antenna thing and he is absolutely 267% proud of it because it plays music and it tries s o hard

gkjd FUCKING ANTENNA FLIP PHONE

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voltron vld hunk pidge lance keith flip phone discourse

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3 years ago

i think that my biggest issue with NFTs is that Picrew exists

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picrew elon musk pidzets posts idk if i understand nfts yet tbh but also idc about understanding them?? nfts bored ape nfts picrew avatar profile picture avatars metaverse metagirlfriend blockchain crypto cryptocurrency bitcoin dogecoin mark zuckerberg what does nft stand for ethereum

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3 years ago