I Have More Because Im On That Grind But Here's My Michael Design Because I Loveee Himmmmmmmm Theres

COME HITHER BEAST

GAZE UPON MY VERY MANLY AND IN NO WAY SUBMISSIVE OR INFERIOR TO OTHERS ROCK COLLECTION. ISNT IT SO FUCKING COOL AND AMAZING AND MASCULINE AND MANLY

Gabriel visits the House of Leaves

You should wear headphones to avoid trying to explain this to someone.

Transcript:

*Whistling* Ah, such a lovely day here in Hell.

Why, I don't think anything could break my stride or slow me down!

*Source engine ragdoll sounds begin*

GOD DAMMIT.

*SCREAMING AND YELLING*

*Ragdoll sounds end*

Oh, at least I didn't fall down the second set of st- AGH-

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING*

*Ragdoll sounds stop followed by whimpering in pain*

Is that another set of stairs?

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING and cats meowing*

No, the cats are eating me alive now too!

I think that should be it...

*CAR CRASH*

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING*

God... How many sets of stairs was that? Was that four?

Why did- why did a car push me down the next set?

*METAL PIPE DROPS*

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING*

FUCKING MACHINE. SHIT. FUCK.

You know I didn't think five sets of stairs- *cats meowing* NO, KITTIES. AGH- *Yelling and ragdoll sounds continue*

*A complete mess of sounds consisting yelling of pipe drops, ragdoll sounds, cars crashing, and V1 saying "YAAAYYY"*

Six sets of stairs to lay my spine to waste, but I survived! NOOO-

*The mess of sound continues*

All seven layers traversed...

*FunnyWes' Raiden impression* "What are you trying to say?"

*METAL PIPE DROP RETURNS*

OH. AAAGHH THERE'S MORE. FUCK. GAAHHHHGG-

Transcript:

*Yelling in pain followed by many pipe drops*

FUCK. WHY DO I LIVE IN SUCH A TALL HOUSE?!

HELP.

*Yelling continues*

Oh, thank God! I'm on the little-

I'm safely- I'm safely on the little platform.

*PIPE DROP RETURNS followed by yelling*

Okay, I've made it to the next little platform before the final set of stairs-

*PIPE DROP RETURNS followed by yelling and meowing*

I'm at the bottom of the stairs now.

So now as long as the whole house doesn't- *YELLING, V1 going "YAYYY", and car crashes*

Audio source part 1

Audio source part 2

Bank of Sapphire Cold?

Started another piece!! (Haven’t finished the last three💀)

Her hair reminds me of an apple in this idk

But yeah, messing around with different brushes and stuff is real fun

I'll never NOT feel like a bit of a prick when I write out my actual human name. And I get quite a lot of enjoyment out of that.

(I have yet to encounter a room where I can say "Cadmus V. Roselove Creely" without getting at least one eye roll. I hope it stays that way.)

Between my full name and the clothing I wear, it is NOT DIFFICULT to get people to assume that I'm 'well off,' as opposed to a skilled little charlatan (actor) with above average perception and unwavering false confidence.

I think that's fun.

«Michael was protective of the frail old woman he believed her to be. So… so delicate, so forgetful, yet gently wise. He cared for her. He trusted her...»

The Magnus Archives 101

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

drew a relatively good figure and NOW I GOTTA COVER IT ALL UP😭😭😭 oh well. Here’s the last look

I started warrior cats today

got to chapter 6, younger me would have LOVED THIS SO MUCH my GOODNESS

😭😭😭

wife! 🥰