Punishing Your Robot Girlfriend Because You Caught Her Frotting With The Joycon

hate that I can’t really wear bracelets or necklaces or rings bc they’ll get caught in my joints ┐(´～｀)┌

A COLLAR HOWEVE-

love having so many technicians who give me round the clock care, always taking of my needs, taking turns with me until they’re satisfied 〔´∇｀〕

they should make a lava lamp you can fuck

Being a machine but also lowk wanting to smooch machines is a strange, strange experience.

imagine you performing routine maintenance on your bot, assuring them this is all perfectly routine

imagine your bot beeping curiously as you begin to undo panels that haven’t been touched since assembly

imagine the vibration through their plates and you begin to delicately rewire their hidden places, all while you assure them this is perfectly routine and they shouldn’t be so uneasy

would this be equivalent to a gag?

Unplugging your robotgirls speaker like

place your head over my electronic heart, this is what it sounds like

saw this on tiktok and knew u freaks would love it

was trying to plug in ring light earlier and he wouldn’t turn on ⊙︿⊙ I’ve since discovered that he doesn’t like powerstrips or outlet extenders. He has a preference for what socket he’s plugged into. I wonder if he’ll like mine |´∀｀●)

technician bought a fixer upper motorcycle and keeps talking about a “wiring harness” ugh does she even know what she does to me (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )