huge fan of these trailer screenshots that make freddy and bonnie look like they just took the fattest bong rips of their lives
What's weird is I'm usually a horribly awkward person in 1to1 conversations, buthe moment I get any sort of stage or crowd attention I'm in my element. And then the moment I get off the stage I sit in a room and read for 16 hours.
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
poor monty is literally like a rabid dog
Theyre called woman. Because I dee them and I say "woah, man! Ur beautyful..."
Why are the people you'd expect to own scary pitbulls the only responsible pitbull owners
What's your jacking off technique
More rat comics
If you are a lesbian why do you write smut about gay men instead of lesbians?
anon did you know that writing fiction and fucking men in real life are two different things
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
If anyone has current contact info for Ea Nasir, would you mind forwarding this link on to him? I think he could benefit from it.
Here’s the latest illustration in my Danganronpa gold-painted art series: Korekiyo Shinguji, the Ultimate Anthropologist from Danganronpa V3. He’s the 6th character in the series, and when put to a vote, he was by far the most requested character for me to draw 🌹
Materials used: India ink, micron pens, fineliner pens, Pentel brush pen, watercolor brush pens, acrylic paint pens, and metallic gold paint pens on Bristol paper
does anyone want to lay on the floor with me and be weird
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Reblog if you're comfortable receiving crabs on Crab Day (July 29th) so all your beloved followers know who they can comfortably crab on crab day (July 29th) without feeling nervous about crabbing someone 9n Crab Day (July 29th).
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deleted too soon. Rip.
The debate of all time
If you don't like brownies then this poll is not for you. Please move along
a dilf saying “sweetheart.” 73 dead. 246 injured.
okay, so here's a new info post from the top.
the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.
solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)
the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)
i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.
A Yummy Treat For Me...
ELDRITCH HORROR TIME