Art

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

So, I got pokemon violet on December 23, I currently have 8 badges, 39 game hours, and a gholdengo which is a BITCH to evolve, and my team consists of an Alteria, a Ceruledge, a Gardevoir, a frosmoth, said Gholdengo, and my Florgato, all lv 35-36. Most of my game hours have just been me leaving my game on while doing stuff tbh. Needless to say I love this game, and I'm in love with the plot lines and dialog

Overall 10/10 definitely gonna draw my team when I get the motivation.

Guess what I saw:

SLEEP, ALONE

SLEEP.

ALONE.

SLEEP ALONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

Grilled Cheese

🎃 A Spooky Musical Thrillogy! 🎃

Happy Halloween~! This year I got into the spooky spirit by illustrating some more festive faves from the stage – these musical speedpaints are always super fun to make, but it was especially nice to finally draw these shows! Which one’s your fave? 👀

🎃 PRINTS 🎃 ▶️ SPEEDPAINT LINK ▶️

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS] ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

HYPOCRITE. no sane person eats ice cream like THIS

those are TEETH MARKS. in ICE CREAM. this psycho bites ice cream

I don't get why it's so hard to find an art style. Like, I see my idol artist ABD illustrates and I'm like, "oh cool! How do you get that?" At least I know for a fact that I'm better than I was 6 years ago, the sketch book I found makes me wanna cry 😢