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You ever read smut that was so well written it had you feelin like you the one that got fucked

Found this on my campus, couldn't stop laughing

No u

Night Star Cat, Cat-O-Lanterns, and Ghost Cats.

Holy fudging cow poop, what the H E double hockey stick, this frazzlin' killed me. You have no idea the kind of will power it is taking me not to matamorphasize into a sailor and use every word my mother would've beat my buttocks raw if she heard when I was little.

This sounds like the fanfiction 13-year-old me read when she was a horny teenager for the very first time. But seriously, I know this is really messed up, but... am I the only one who wants to know how this ended? No? Okay, I'm trash, I get it.

I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.

They’re back!!

the crows are his allies now.

the little white streak in Jason’s hair. reblog if you agree.