Currently Maybe Possibly Single-handedly Crashing Whatever Servers Eton Hosts Its Archived Student Newspapers

People horrifically fucking up facts about evolution and genetics too support their stupid beliefs or to seem smart and “rational” is probably one of my big pet peeves 

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron

Sexual attraction??? OH yes!! That thing!!! The thing…yes don’t worry I have that definitely! Just gimme a sec to find it.

*Two hours later*

*Crawling under my wardrobe and throwing clothes around* Seriously I had it like yesterday I swear it was right here! Just….like….it was right here! 

my anaconda don’t my anaconda don’t my anaconda don’t want none I’m asexual, hon

Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

*teleports behind you*

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton