Webster: *sees Two Bees Flying Around A Garden*

Luz: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Speirs: only if you also don't ask why

Speirs: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.

Luz:

Speirs:

Luz: this one is fine

[ the midst of battle ]

Speirs, looking down at his feet: What the hell? Yo hold your fire, hold your fire!

Easy Company: *halting, confused*

Speirs: Somebody left an ice cube in my foxhole and it melted and now my sock’s all wet.

Speirs, swinging his gun: Basically who the fuck wanna die—

Webster: Is Joe here?

Grant: You know what?

[Joe jumping out the window in the background]

Grant: He just left.

Episodes 1-5 of Band of Brothers but it's just Gene's medic scenes

Liebgott: I’m gonna drag you through hell

Webster: does that mean we get to hold hands??

Happy Birthday Darrell (Shifty) Powers

March 13, 1923 - June 17, 2009

Happy Birthday Shifty 🦌

Webster: [Smiles]

Liebgott, slams hands on table: That’s it, I’m killing him!

Grant: Or you could man up and finally ask him out.

Liebgott: Killing him is easier.

Alright I’m going to rant

I don’t understand why people don’t like Webster, or feel the need to bash his incredible war memoir in reviews, saying he does not deserve to be called a “veteran”. Bullshit. Not everyone will like war, or be a perfect soldier (Speirs was considered one in that time because he was unafraid to engage the enemy). Web had a right to be bitter. It was war. What could you do? Not every soldier will be the same. Sure, Web might have annoyed his comrades, but he still fought alongside them. He did his duties. He came back to join his buddies after being released from the hospital.

He expressed REALISM. Anger. Disappointment. Exhaustion. Guilt. Confusion. Not everyone has to like the army and its ways. Plenty of guys wanted out just like him. Plenty of them purposely shot themselves to get sent home. Webster was not a perfect soldier, but still a good man.

I respect everyone’s opinions, but I just have a hard time understanding them. Web doesn’t deserve the hate I often see about him.

a constant mood, pals

Webster: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Liebgott: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!