Speirs: What did you do?
Luz: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me...
Speirs: What. Did. You. Do?
Luz: Okay, first, I was minding my own business—
Speirs: [slams his hand on table] BULLSHIT!
Luz: I WAS!
Luz: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Speirs: I do have a sense of humor you know
Luz: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Speirs : I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Lipton: Shifty, we have to talk.
Shifty: Yes, Seargent?
Lipton: Stop collecting frogs and hiding them in your foot locker.
Shifty: Sorry, sir its just-
Lipton: Captain Sobel might knock it over and hurt them, hide 'em in the showers.
Babe, waking up at 12 am: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
Babe, waking up at 9 am: IT’S STILL MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Lipton: Look, you don't want Speirs to die. And I don't want Speirs to die. So let's work together to make sure Speirs doesn't want Speirs to die.
Nix: Fantastic plan but have you ever fucking met Speirs
steal everything your gay little hands can carry™
foley 💭
happy nineteenth anniversary, band of brothers
we few, we happy few, we band of brothers
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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