*Panickedly Presses Reblog Button*

Janus: well, time to pray.

Janus, trying to summon satan and cthulhu at the same time:

Janus: Welp, time to go to church.

Janus, walking into a bar:

POV: you heard the can opener...

Do people just forget about these bad boys when they see a bug in their house?

Like really they were invented for a reason! Like I just killed a centipede like bug like a boss! And cockroach the other day attack on titan style!

I made it myself!

Does no one realize that the dinner with updog is reference to the live action how the grinch stole Christmas!?

LOOK!

I know everyone’s focusing on how neat Remus’s hand writing is, but did anyone else notice the writing on the next page?

(I think I can make out the word strong at the bottom of the page under can’t, but not much else.)

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

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So @thatsthat24 , here's an actual interaction I had with my dad today...

Context: After wanting to buy crofters for awhile, my dad surprised us with a big jar of mango flavor

Dad walking into the room with something on a spoon: here try this

Me: why?

Dad: just try it

Me: *shrugs* *nom* Mhhhh!

Dad: it's good right?

Me: it's delicious!

Dad: I know right! I just want to eat it straight out of the jar!

I think crofters will instantly turn you into Logan... also keep in mind my dad has never watched Sanders sides, so him saying that is just perfection!

I made legendary pokemon with (terribly made) human disguises using monster girl maker 2

Diancie

Darkrai

Shaymin

Mew

Celebi

And Jirachi

Jaw breaker!🍭🍬