Could I request 5 and 19 for Charles and/or Erik? (And could the seat prompt be like, asking to sit on someone’s lap?)
prompts: “when are you going to quit with the pick-up lines and ask me on a date” and “is this seat free?”
warnings: bad pick up lines and unedited (not actual warnings just be prepared)
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your relationship with erik was weird.
it was more than known to people that he was an isolated person who didn’t trust easy. even when he met his own son, he was the exact same.
but he never seemed to have that need to be on edge with you. it was always like he had no worries in the world.
not like he would ever admit it, though.
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“are you a keyboard? because you’re my type.”
erik laughed as you sat down next to him, “you never quit do you?”
“never. also, are you a pack of cards?”
“…no?”
“oh because i’ve pulled out my king.”
“for fucks sa-“
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and it kept going.
you loved seeing the way he would get ‘aggravated’ at every one of your dumb pick up lines.
“knock knock.”
erik sighed, setting down his book and putting his head in his hands, “who’s there?” he mumbled into his hands.
“when where.”
“when where who?”
“tomorrow, wherever the fuck you want, me and you.”
“the doors over there.” he lifted his head up to point over to the door, making you laugh.
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it was friday night and charles had arranged a small party for the mansion.
to be honest, it was more of a gathering. just the mutants having a good time for once in their ‘busy’ lives. because it was so undeniably hard living in such a huge mansion.
your eyes settled on the one and only man you ever wanted to see once you walked through the door.
picking up a free drink from the table, you walked over to erik.
“is this seat free?” you asked, pointing to his lap.
he looked down at where you were pointing and looked back up to your eyes, slightly flustered for the ‘majorly serious’ guy.
“is this another one of your pick up lines?” erik groaned.
“nope.”
he was shocked to say the least, “well, it’s always free for you.”
you smiled, trying to fight the light blush that was making its way to your face.
“in that case.” you sat on his lap (this wasn’t as awkward as it sounded i swear).
erik secured his arms around your waist and pulled you flush to him, “when are you going to quit with the pick up lines and ask me on a date?”
you were completely taken aback, “what-“
“do i need to do everything myself?”
“erik, i-“
“are you free tomorrow?”
you took a breath and laughed lightly when you let it out, happily surprised that your dumb lines had made an influence.
“always…for you…” you copied what he said earlier, making him chuckle hoarsely and meet his lips with yours.
you sank into the kiss and it literally felt like a dream.
a dream you didn’t want to wake up from.
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sorry it’s so late and short i’ve been busy recently 😭
A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.
Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.
So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
strings of fate masterlist
soulmate au – status: finished
pairing: loki x reader
summary: your whole life you’ve been looking for him, your soulmate. but years go by and you loose hope. will you ever find him?
chapters:
- one: strangers
- two: soulmates
Amazon and Audible made it into their policy that you can return ebooks and audiobooks and get a full refund.
They actively promote this, making their book shop into a book lending service, de facto a library you subscribe to. That’s their business plan to encourage subscribtions.
The dirty thing, however, is that Amazon and Audible are making the authors pay for each refunded item. They will detract money, income, royalties, from the authors’ account. They’re not hurting from the refund, the author is.
Look, no-one is saying you’re not allowed to return an item if you’ve read the first 50 pages or listened to the first 45 minutes. Maybe the style is not your thing. Maybe you don’t like the narrator’s voice. Maybe the quality of the writing drops severely after chapter three. Go ahead, if the product is bad, return it.
What I’m talking about is that no one should be able to listen to a ten-hour audiobook or read through nearly an entire novel and still get a refund.
Most of the readers don’t know who’s paying for this business plan. It’s not Amazon and Audible, they’re still keeping your subscription money. It’s the authors.
Spread the word.
You: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Tony: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Simple.
Steve: Tackle him.
Natatsha: Dump him.
Thor: Kick him in the shin.
Loki: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. WHAT THE FUCK MORTALS? JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
Someone: And then the punchline is a cute little mouse pun!
Absolutely deranged terf about to elevate this post to meme status at light speed: OH so you wanna FUCK THE MOUSE GIRL, you pervert?! This could have been cute if it weren’t so blatantly horny!! Obviously if the first thing I pictured was a hentai boobblob, that was rotten OP’s intent and has nothing to do with me.
Like I can’t believe this is a subgenre of post now. For how long will it go on?
Don’t worry guys, Mario is normal now.
Chris Pratt is now the voice of Late Night Tumblr Posts.
I'm sorry.
Transmac, he/they/it, autistic af, mentally illin I do art and write shit My a03 is TheFandomHasRisen—pls check it out
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