Aasimar Character Idea: They Dont Physically Exhibit Any Angelic Traits, But Whenever They’re Stationary

Ah, fine literature.

See, my brother is ten years older than me, and I told him “I love you” once, on accident…yeah. We’re not super close—but I knew we had a weird relationship compared to other siblings (plus he’s my hale brother). So, I thought that he hated me, specifically because of all the media I consumed, and how all of the siblings in it just fucking hated each other. This story has no funny end, but, I can say that we’re closer now.

okay, the whole “silly writers, siblings aren’t supposed to actually like each other” thing was always annoying, but it has now morphed into actual real-life people telling me and my actual real-life sibling that our relationship is weird and creepy because we enjoy spending time together and aren’t constantly at each other’s throats, so if we could all collectively stop pretending that siblings are only capable of being cruel to each other, and that any depiction otherwise is unrealistic, that would be great, thanks

Bro same.

Remus: *interacts with people*

Remus: *has to take a five hour nap*

Who’s Benedict Cumberbatch?

“Don’t act like you haven’t been thinking about me”

Pairing: Loki Laufeyson x reader Warnings: Smut, unprotected sex, language Word Count: 1.5k Summary: You haven’t seen Loki since you were children, and when you go back to Asgard, you both realize how much you’ve grown up. Notes: I need ideas, please send in any requests! I do both Marvel and Star Wars

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Prompts:

For Requests, of course. Here’s my list, feel free to come up with your own. You don’t need to use it if you have other ideas, I love hearing them!/gen.

1.  "I can't keep kissing/fucking strangers and pretending they're you!"

2.  "You've thought about this, haven't you?"

3.  "Prove it."

4.  "I still remember the way you taste."

5.  "You make me want things I can't have."

6.  "You love them, don't you?"

7.  "Touch me."

8.  "You smell nice."

9.  "You're mine."

10.  "So...slow and loving, or hard and punishing?"

11.  "Do it, coward."

12.  "Please, kindly, shut the fuck up.  I can't stand how appealing your voice is."

13.  "I'm tired of being your secret."

14.  "I told you so."

15.  "It's always been you..."

16.  "Because I love you, god dammit!"

17.  "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

18.  "I thought you hated me."

19.  "Don't you even think about touching them."

20.  "Don't let go."

21.  "What the fuck are you doing with my partner?!"

22.  "Just kiss me already."

23.  "I don't know whether to kiss you, or slap you!"

24.  "Stop biting your lip, or else I am going to do it for you."

25.  "If you complain about the weather one more time, I'll give you a real reason to sweat."

26.  "Yell at me again, and I'll give you something to scream about."

27.  "Oh, well fuck me, then."

28.  "I bet you would look even better without those clothes on."

29.  "Is this you trying to flirt with me?"

30.  "How much of that did you hear?"

31.  "What happens if I do this?"

32.  "Please don't shoot me for this."

33.  "Tell me I'm wrong."

34.  "Is that a challenge?"

35.  "I like my clothes better on you."

36.  "That's mine."

37.  "Don't leave my sight again."

38.  "Do you want me to use these handcuffs?"

39.  "That's a first."

40.  "I don't care if you want my help, you're getting it anyway."

41.  "Can I kiss you?"

42.  "You're my favorite thing."

43.  "Don't even think about it."

44.  "Are you single?Asking for a friend."

45.  "What are my chances with you?"

46.  "What if I buy you roses?"

47.  "Why you?"

48.  "How is it that you always know when I'm lying?"

49.  "People as (pretty/handsome/attractive) as you shouldn't be legal."

50.  "Baby, you're shaking."

51.  "Tell me again."

52.  "Say that louder, or I'll make you."

53.  "Will you do it for a kiss?"

54.  "Shh, stop fussing...I'm just braiding your hair."

55.  "Your hugs are my favorite part of the day."

56.  "I think I love you."

57.  "But I want to hear you sing!"

58.  "I like the way your hand fits in mine."

59.  "You don't need a reason, idiot."

60.  "Don't tell them!"

61.  "I don't like them, I like you!"

62.  "Are you jealous?"

63.  "We can't be friends anymore...I will always see you as something else."

64.  "I'm afraid that you'll end up seeing me the way I see myself."

65.  "You'll catch me, yeah?"

66.  "I'm gonna take a shower...you should probably join me, it'll save water."

67.  "I can't stand the way they look at you."

68.  "Is that my shirt?"

69.  "Did I stutter?"

70.  "That's distracting, asshole."

71.  "Your so hot."  "*You're*"

72.  "It's not a double date, we're just both third wheels!"

73.  "I want to marry you."

74.  "They will be mine, whether they like it or not."

75.  "Bite me."

76.  "Do you want to test that theory?"

77.  "D-Did you just check me out?"

78.  "How do you say 'kiss me?'"

79.  "(Y/N), it's fine, you've been running through my mind all day, that's enough exercise."

80.  "I'm in love with you and it's terrifying."

81.  "Your moans are my favorite sound."

82.  "I'm sure we could put those lips to better use."

83.  "Don't mind me, I'm just enjoying the view."

84.  "You like that, don't you?"

85.  "I need you."

86.  "P-Please...s-stop."

87.  "Look at what you did to me! I had to deal with this all day."

88.  "Look at me."

89.  "Do you have any idea what I want to do with you?"

90.  "Did you just kiss me?"

91.  "Do you plan on kissing me, or just staring at my lips like they're your dinner?"

92.  "Were you touching yourself?"

93.  "Oh, it doesn't work that way sweetheart."

94.  "Stomp squirming! You're making it worse."

95.  "I heard that but I'd like for you to say it again or else I'll pretend like I never heard anything."

96.  "Just do it already!"

97.  "Fine! I love (Y/N), okay!"

98.  "Hold still."

99.  "Is this okay?"

100. "There's a thin line between love and hate, and right now, I'm making a fucking circle."

101.  "It's a hobby of mine to prove you wrong."

102.  "Oh, really?"

103.  "Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me."

That’s why I hate the “uwu soft boi, must be protected” thing that cis girls do. Like, no, sweetheart. I’m a man, and im going to steal your rights.

If someone wants to call themselves a “soft boi,” go ahead—call yourself whatever you want, it ain’t gonna bother me. What is going to bother me is the weird de-masculinization that people will do to trans men. Calling us “soft” and “cute” and “innocent” is really annoying and honestly transphobic.

Like, by you doing that, I can tell that “hey, you’ll never see me the same way you would a cis man. You don’t think of me as a ‘whole man’ probably.” Don’t infantilize trans men. Don’t infantilize trans-mascs.

Don’t be a dick.

okay i came from the nail painting post and when you said you’re a trans male i expected you to be an androgynous cutie but you look like a man..

i don’t know what to say. i kinda want you to die in a grenade explosion

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

Could I request 5 and 19 for Charles and/or Erik? (And could the seat prompt be like, asking to sit on someone’s lap?)

ERIK LEHNSHERR X READER

prompts: “when are you going to quit with the pick-up lines and ask me on a date” and “is this seat free?”

warnings: bad pick up lines and unedited (not actual warnings just be prepared)

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your relationship with erik was weird.

it was more than known to people that he was an isolated person who didn’t trust easy. even when he met his own son, he was the exact same.

but he never seemed to have that need to be on edge with you. it was always like he had no worries in the world.

not like he would ever admit it, though.

-

“are you a keyboard? because you’re my type.”

erik laughed as you sat down next to him, “you never quit do you?”

“never. also, are you a pack of cards?”

“…no?”

“oh because i’ve pulled out my king.”

“for fucks sa-“

-

and it kept going.

you loved seeing the way he would get ‘aggravated’ at every one of your dumb pick up lines.

“knock knock.”

erik sighed, setting down his book and putting his head in his hands, “who’s there?” he mumbled into his hands.

“when where.”

“when where who?”

“tomorrow, wherever the fuck you want, me and you.”

“the doors over there.” he lifted his head up to point over to the door, making you laugh.

-

it was friday night and charles had arranged a small party for the mansion.

to be honest, it was more of a gathering. just the mutants having a good time for once in their ‘busy’ lives. because it was so undeniably hard living in such a huge mansion.

your eyes settled on the one and only man you ever wanted to see once you walked through the door.

picking up a free drink from the table, you walked over to erik.

“is this seat free?” you asked, pointing to his lap.

he looked down at where you were pointing and looked back up to your eyes, slightly flustered for the ‘majorly serious’ guy.

“is this another one of your pick up lines?” erik groaned.

“nope.”

he was shocked to say the least, “well, it’s always free for you.”

you smiled, trying to fight the light blush that was making its way to your face.

“in that case.” you sat on his lap (this wasn’t as awkward as it sounded i swear).

erik secured his arms around your waist and pulled you flush to him, “when are you going to quit with the pick up lines and ask me on a date?”

you were completely taken aback, “what-“

“do i need to do everything myself?”

“erik, i-“

“are you free tomorrow?”

you took a breath and laughed lightly when you let it out, happily surprised that your dumb lines had made an influence.

“always…for you…” you copied what he said earlier, making him chuckle hoarsely and meet his lips with yours.

you sank into the kiss and it literally felt like a dream.

a dream you didn’t want to wake up from.

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sorry it’s so late and short i’ve been busy recently 😭