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And if you were wondering, (or didn’t read the tags) it was this man:

Well. Today I learned looking up a character and talking about their skeleton goes to realizing their possible death. Or it leads to deku body pillow. Which leads to the realization that SEASON 5 IS SOON-

Well. Today I learned looking up a character and talking about their skeleton goes to realizing their possible death. Or it leads to deku body pillow. Which leads to the realization that SEASON 5 IS SOON-

island game...1 year old....nook....taxes....

You are not clown meat. You are the entire food industry.

have decided to sell out my dreams!

for the bargain price $4.20 you can purchase the Clown Dream I had last night!

Ahh, the scent of the word “dandelions.”

No, I wasn’t high when I said it, I meant to say it.

Hide the cat with camo

hm…i am shopping for cat harnesses and this one brand comes in 2 color choices (pink or camouflage) so i am possessed greatly of the need to commit a violence

Mmm grape jello

please for the love of atua, monokuma. Execute this entire post.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

WHY DOES THIS HAVE LIKES ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE

Do not, under any circumstances, give me access to the internet, otherwise I make things like these happen. This will 100% happen if I have too much time on my hands or don’t know what to do. It cannot be given a name for it is already too horrible.

I’ve achieved rainbow.

That’s it. Enjoy your day/afternoon/night.

Continue even after today.

-Pietro

Okay now it’s my part.

Pietro has gained the gay and there is nothing wrong with that. :)

And if you say otherwise I will hire Victor to personally kill you for homophobia.

Me when someone attacks but they lose the parry

euden with a beard is the strangest I’ve seen so far thanks for this experience

new PFP, euden dragalia lost with mspaint beard.

It did what again

I assume my skeleton wandered off again to partake in midnight revelry with local forest witches, presumably dancing and shambling naked around a howling bonfire, because there is literally no other explanation for why I just woke up sore after eight hours of peaceful slumber

No. If you were a jellyfish, you’d have no mind.

I think if I were a jellyfish I would not mind fish nibbling on me. I would just be happy to be included

Do not, under any circumstances, give me access to the internet, otherwise I make things like these happen. This will 100% happen if I have too much time on my hands or don’t know what to do. It cannot be given a name for it is already too horrible.

You do realize you’re being watched on YouTube, correct?

Yes I'm excited for the end of quarantine, but I also somehow have never been less enthusiastic about being perceived

Consider this a threat.

Guy doing push-ups becomes gay and quits his jobs at McDonalds, breaks his leg and gets a wheelchair

hi those of you who've not seen sk8 pls describe what happened in this ep based on this:

What are you gonna shoot? Your nails?

no I'm using finger guns bc I'm threatening you

Have fun freezing

I was so productive today I’m on top of the world

Mimikyu if it took art class

stay in school kids

Brain politics

"left brain" "right brain" please stop excluding the rest of us who have absolutely no brain whatsoever

I mean. I fused a lizard with a mosquito and it turned out great. His name is Beep.

someone in my inbox just pointed out most people’s forearms are the same length as their feet, so clown monsters should always have elongated arms

So.

Do not fuse a rockstar lizard and a buff mosquito (or do I don’t care what you do) or you get the beautiful abomination called Toxwole.

It probably lives in the Ultra Jungle

Or in the Crown Tundra.

But...

Buff Lizard Man.

Update: His official name is Beep. That is all, carry on with today.

And digesting water

Gamers love evil

the moon got stabbed

why does my screensaver of the night sky look like it's screaming...

Edit this as you want I don’t judge.

Well. You’re not going to like my Pikachu infested room.

*wanders into your dream state & starts critiquing the interior decor*

“I was with my beloved in bed”

i want! to sit! in a lap! and i want! to hold! a hand!!!!!

That happens to include me.

…i got a ko-fi donation of $6.90 from a person whose icon is a pair of booty shorts with YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION printed on the ass. i am still processing my emotional reaction