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Simple solution: Have the Kork eat crab.

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA ITS 1 AM AND IM LAUGHING SO FREAKING HARD AT THAT DAMN "ae" THAT IS NOT ON MY PHONE KEYBOARD SADLY BUT STILL LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭😂

I LITERALLY HEARD HIS DAMN VOICE IN MY HEAD OUTTA NOWHERE SAYING "aYE-" AND IT MADE ME LAUGH HARDER 💀😂😂😂

KAITO MY DUDE RUN, CAN'T YOU SEE HE IS IN POSSESSION OF A DAMN C R A B

Somehow this happened. These posts aren’t even good it’s just whatever goes through brain enter phone.

Gigantamax Pikachu/Pukicho.

guad, why is one of your three primal fears whales?

so you know how millions of years ago life on this planet tended to be *enormous*? like, after dinos we got ridiculously massive mammals like the indricotherium:

and we got freakin giant apes

and giant fucking camels (Titanotylopus)

well naturally ancient ocean life was 1000x scarier. absolute nightmare fuel. it wasn’t enough that we got terrifying GIANT FUCKING MEGALODON SHARKS

no there was also bullshit like styxosaurus just running around. for NO REASON

look at this bullshit

even the fucking whales were terrifying. wtf Basilosauruses NO ONE asked for

oh wait don’t let me forget that even boring fucking FISH couldn’t be normal

unnecessary and unhelpful. 

I hope i have made a point. the largest animals in the history of the world are now extinct and fuck you PETA i am GRATEFUL for that. i just, i have enough shit to deal with in the world as it is. i don’t think it’s fair to make me deal with that too, i really don’t. so good riddance. 

Except. Blue. Whales.

did i say the largest animals in history? NOPE ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE THIS FUCKER

This Utter.

Blue.

Bastard.

Life on this planet is 4 billion years old and the relatively recent accursed Blue Whale is the largest animal to have existed in all that time. I hate and resent that, and this is why blue whales are tied with late-stage capitalism as one of my Top 3 All Time Fears. Good day to you.

EVERYTHING ELSE GOT SMALLER! EVERYTHING ELSE! NO MORE GIANT RODENTS, NO MORE BEAVERS THAT COULD SQUASH A PERSON WITH THEIR FOOT. NO MORE 3 TON SLOTHS. EVEN THE FUCKING SHARKS got smaller. But not the blue whales. NOT THE FUCKING BLUE WHALES 

THE FACT MONDO LOVES THEM

Kaito would also love these 😌

Holy crap you are absolutely right!!! He would love them slippers 👁👄👁 HE WOULD USE THEM LIKE HEELYS AND HE'D ROLL EVERYWHERE, YOU KNOW HE'D BE A PRO AT IT

AND ALSO YOU HAVE UNLOCKED A MOST WONDERFUL HC IN MY HEAD: I just think Kaito and Mondo would be rlly good friends right, and Mondo loves these slippers, so I just imagined them two using these and competing and doing races and just rolling everywhere 😭 Sometimes Leon and Chihiro join in and it's just a four person squad rolling around, iT'S CANON CHANGE MY MIND

"There is absolutely no demand for them" tell that to Kaito and Mondo

I happen to not. I just looked up Kaito Momota on Google then looked at images at came across it.

So about that ask with spongebob, I managed the find the original unedited image. Look and touch at your heart’s delight.

A H H H H H H H H H H H H

GOD I FUCKING LOVE KAITO ART SO MUCH, LOOK AT HIMMMMM 😭😭😭😭 HE IS GORGEOUS AND PERFECT, I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR BLESSING MY EYES ON THIS FINE NIGHT 😭💜💜💜

Btw do you happen to know who the artist is 👀👀👀 I tried using my reverse image search app but it just takes me to a bunch of pins and "kaito x reader" links on wattpad asdfghjlk 💀

I’m imagining this but with a chew toy sound effect

Have you ever just managed to almost achieve with a lot of effort and then someone just comes along and resets it?

*brings back Andromeda*

THIS IS MY RELIGION RIGHT HERE LOL, KNEEL BEFORE THE SPACE KING

*insert deep fried hope laughter*

Hello

It’s me

NAGITO KOMAEDA ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH

HELLO NAGITO KOMAEDA ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A PIC OF YOU ON ME BLOG

Can we just take a second to appreciate his cool af hoodie??? I am omw to steal it along with Kaito's spare trunks even though I don't use swim trunks but tHEY'RE LITERALLY GALAXY PRINT SO 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️ And also his hair still reminds me of a cloud ☁️

WAIT WAIT WAIT- “And I will stop you” is at 419, IF HE SAYS IT ONE MORE TIME HE GETS THE WEED NUMBER

ASDFGHJKL TWELVE

HE'S HEARD THAT LAST ONE TWELVE TIMES 💀💀💀

LMAO I CAN'T, LIKE THIS FITS SO FREAKING WELL WITH AN OUMOTA HERO AND VILLAIN AU???? KOKICHI WOULD FR SAY ALL THAT TO ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF KAITO WHEN HE TRIES BEING ALL HEROIC 😭😂😂😂

Imagine this but it’s Leon and Shuichi.

hope you don’t find this cursed.

also their v.a. is the same.

OH MY FREAKING GOD I AM ACTUALLY SHAKING ASDFGHJKL I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY- 💀💀💀💀😂 I'M CRY LAUGHING SO HARD RN

KAITO LOOKS SO BABY FACED OMG I CANNOT DEAL???? LIKE HIS GOATEE GETTING S N A T C H E D AND THAT HAIRDO AND BEANIE LITERALLY TOOK YEARS OF LIFE OFF HIM, GIVE HIM HIS GOATEE BACK 😭😭😭 AND KAZUICHI HAS ME MINDBLOWN RN IT LOOKS LIKE THE YEARS TAKEN OFF KAITO WERE PASSED ON TO HIM- I CAN'T FORMULATE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW THIS IMAGE MAKES ME FEEL 💀😭😂😂😂 Kaito's goatee is magic bruh it only works on Kaito, on someone else they look older and when removed from Kaito he looks younger

I knew they had the same voice actor so this photo is now gonna be pretty much the first thing that pops into my head when I remember that fact, so ty for this 😭😂😂😂

Okay but I should specifically avoid our sun right?

THIS IS MY RELIGION RIGHT HERE LOL, KNEEL BEFORE THE SPACE KING

Do you fools not realize puki literally cannot die.

Die.

Ah, a fellow pukicho super fan I see

When do we start collecting stars for Kaito

THIS IS MY RELIGION RIGHT HERE LOL, KNEEL BEFORE THE SPACE KING

This man be fresher than spearmint gum

"Wake up kaito as jigen from lupin iii time"

OMG THAT'S EPIC!!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH 😩💜💜💜 AHHHH LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO BADASS

Seriously can I just say, I love the difference in colors and overall vibes in each one, like look at how vibrant the 1st pic is vs how the 2nd one is a bit more subtle and toned down, aND OBVIOUSLY I LOVE IT IN GENERAL LIKE??? HE LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING AND BADASS AS THE FEDORA MAN, IT FITS HIM SO WELL!! I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED KAITO AS JIGEN IN MY LIFE TILL NOW 😔🤚🏽💞 HE LOOKS FANTASTIC IN THAT OUTFIT, I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND LIKE ALWAYS YOUR ART IS AMAZING 🥺💜💜💜

Also totally unrelated buuut it just came to mind that I have a hc of Kaito and Tsumugi friendship where they cosplay together/she makes cosplays for him right, sO IMAGINE SHE MAKES A JIGEN ONE FOR HIM AND THIS IS THE RESULT- I MEAN COME ON IT'S A PERFECT LOOK FOR HIM IT TOTALLY FITS 🌚💜

Just remembered I called colors “genders” at some point

I tag nouns onto villains, then stalk them and beat them up like eggs.

zeekayart, with the power of phonetic pronunciation of letters, and general art snobbery!

Let me join

THIS IS MY RELIGION RIGHT HERE LOL, KNEEL BEFORE THE SPACE KING

Your doot.

Hand it over.

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

4TH SHARK BABY

Big & Lil Bro

Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

men's clothes should be slutty again

I can’t. My brain can’t even today. I keep laughing at distorted memes and I do it so hard I form tears.

You ever just. Think about cheese in bed. Like nothing happens and brain goes:

Cheese. Gromit. Cheese.

update: to the person who liked this post: why would you

Honestly, I am 1,000% sure that the Ninjala community is allergic to common decency. If they weren't, why does that stupid Gum Net exist, why is the mat for the Baiting Shark not able to be destroyed, why is it that you can never retaliate while being combo'd, and why do the Iron Noise and Drum Beat weapons exist, even though all of those are stupid design and make the game worse for everyone?

Just wave like everyone’s friends here and oh look a horde of tiny ninja children leave no bones left behind as they continue genocide but for children with bubblegum

if you ever feel like a failure, remember:

Flat earthers exist.

why and how are there so many edgy ninjas like y’all boring. watching paint dry is more fun than seeing just monochrome.

Please stop shoving your thicc thighs in my face thank you

I shove joy into your brain socket and you love it

Hugs it is then. *clones self to give more hugs*💜

want kiss or hug?

Hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs- *continues chanting into the void*

I'll take your entire stock of virtual hugs tyvm

@nintendostar64 how do you repost so fast? are you on coffee or something?

Kaito when Kokichi is 0.00000000000001 seconds near Shuichi

A FOLLOW UP TO DETECTIVE KAITO-

I JUST REALLY LOVE THE "I won't hesitate, bitch" VINE SO YEAH, HERE 😭😭😭😂