When I Was 14 I Worked In A Grocery Store And One Day I Got To Bag Stephen King’s Groceries And Of

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

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6 months ago

WIP WEDNESDAY

Hey! Hope everyone’s doing alright in this Wednesday! And hopefully not killing each other…Anyway, here’s a snippet for an upcoming longfic of mine:

WIP WEDNESDAY

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1 year ago

Honestly, ever since becoming a fanfic writer myself I’ve become like 500% more understanding and patient about other authors’ update schedules. An author takes 6+ months to post their next chapter? Yeah, totally get that real life can get in the way. An author abandons a fic? Disappointing, but it happens- sometimes inspiration for a story just dies. An author apologizes about taking so long to post a 10k word chapter? Dude, that’s like 18-20 pages on Word single-spaced. It takes me at least a week to write an essay for school a quarter the length of that, and that’s with a deadline. 

It’s probably the most important thing writing fanfic has taught me, tbh. How to fully appreciate the hard work someone else has put into their story. How important the role of the audience is to an author. And that no matter what, you are never entitled to demand more of a story that you are getting for free. 


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6 months ago

If you're a writer you're supposed to write a lot of bullshit. It's part of the gig. You have to write a lot of absolute garbage in order to get to the good bits. Every once in a while you'll be like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time writing bullshit," but that's dumb. That's exactly the same as an Olympic runner being like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time running all those practice laps"


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1 year ago

5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.


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1 year ago
Heeppy Hoolida
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6 months ago

Fandom: God there’s like NO content anymore. I wish we could get more art and fanfics :(((

Someone: Hey, I can’t draw anything digitally, because I can’t afford a tablet, but here’s a pen on paper drawing that I spent a lot of time and hard work on. Also, I took a shot at my first fanfic and I’d really like some feedback or at least some kudos if you enjoyed it :)

Fandom: Oh... yeah sorry no... not you. We actually meant writers that are already well known and popular to produce MORE content... I mean, if a popular blog shares your work then maybe. And we don’t really like pen to paper art. We just don’t think it’s professional or even looks good :/


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11 months ago
THE DANCE OF DRAGONS For The Game Of Thrones: Season 5 Blu-ray
THE DANCE OF DRAGONS For The Game Of Thrones: Season 5 Blu-ray
THE DANCE OF DRAGONS For The Game Of Thrones: Season 5 Blu-ray
THE DANCE OF DRAGONS For The Game Of Thrones: Season 5 Blu-ray
THE DANCE OF DRAGONS For The Game Of Thrones: Season 5 Blu-ray
THE DANCE OF DRAGONS For The Game Of Thrones: Season 5 Blu-ray
THE DANCE OF DRAGONS For The Game Of Thrones: Season 5 Blu-ray
THE DANCE OF DRAGONS For The Game Of Thrones: Season 5 Blu-ray
THE DANCE OF DRAGONS For The Game Of Thrones: Season 5 Blu-ray
THE DANCE OF DRAGONS For The Game Of Thrones: Season 5 Blu-ray

THE DANCE OF DRAGONS for the Game of Thrones: Season 5 blu-ray

Last year I had the opportunity to work on an animated featurette for Game of Thrones! 

The Dance of Dragons is a 20 minutes animation based on G.R.R. Martin’s novella The Princess and the Queen, which takes place 200 years before the events in Game of Thrones. It tells the story of the struggle in which Targaryen turned against Targaryen, resulting in civil war and destroying most of their dragons in the process.

In addition to being in the blu-ray, it was shown at a few events in the run-up to the season 6 premiere. Pretty much a dream project, thanks to the people at  Buddha Jones + LAssociates - particularly the producer Adam Vadnais.

(Tumblr // Twitter // Instagram)

(Just a note: I was in charge of drawing the characters + dragons; the colours and background were handled by other people for the finished product. So it looks fairly different to these frames.) 


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2 days ago

Have you ever read so much fanfiction and consumed so much fanart that you genuinely forgot what canon is?


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1 year ago

My Current WIPS

Last Updated: November 14, 2024

My Ao3 Account

Visions of Kyber (Star Wars Visions) - CURRENT

Episode I - The Sparks of Hope - CURRENT

Episode II - The Crimson Heir

Episode III - Rebalance of the Force

Crisis: When Earths Collide (DC Comics) - a five-part adaptation of Crisis on Infinite Earths featuring DC animated shows, with the first four fanfics focusing on separate stories set on their respective earths - JUST THE OUTLINES

Blood and Shadow - Teen Titans - outline posted

Injustice for All - Young Justice

Legion of Two Worlds - Legion of Superheroes x DCAU

The Final Countdown - DCAU x Gods and Monsters

When Earths Collide - the actual crisis


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