Don’t Tell Anyone But Porky From Earthbound Is Secretly My Favorite Guy

I have to draw porky now cuz he’s holding a gun to my head

*comes back from hell* what if ness and porky were..low poly……

I’m in an indoor waterpark rn I AM IN THE TRENCHES

GET THEM MY ARMY!!!!!!

The little goblins who like my posts are all dead they have been shot

IM FUCKIN SICK AGAIN I HATE YOU

This is me when I see a nerd character

Who is ankle crust and why is he assaulting my fatass cat

The most cardboard cutout of a character:

Me: oh yeah ur my son now *grabs by the neck*

I looooove putting hooked noses on my characters yall don’t even know